Alfred

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5000h tarkov grinder
hitscan enjoyer

[Alfred @InteSalty]

its been done

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@tarkov @bstategames While the current iteration of icebreaker is fantastic, I can’t say I enjoyed the aimbottiness of the release day boss. You guys have done a fantastic job responding to community feedback and making the changes the map needed. Currently my favorite map in Tarkov, strong 10/10

[Alfred @InteSalty]

22

[Alfred @InteSalty]

lol. no.

[Nikita Buyanov @nikgeneburn]

New reworked realistic non-linear aiming

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@nikgeneburn This morning I had 7 minute queue times on auto EU

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@re3mr I had SIX tripwires spawn before the puddle in the puddle room

[Fairhair🌹 @fairhair96]

Slenderman if he was a pedophile

[Alfred @InteSalty]

Yeah I was fully convinced this was satirical

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!

Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.

“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”

The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”

“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”

“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”

Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.

“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”

Tears began to well up in their eyes.

“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”

They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.

I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”

He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.

“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@LoLUKN @ExcaIiburrito Särskrivning på det officiella Leaguekontot??? 😭

[MEMIS @MemIngenjoeren]

"ÖHHH JAG FICK INTE NOBELS FREDSPRIS SÅ NU SKRIVER JAG ETT ARGT BREV TILL NORGE OCH HOTAR MED ATT INVADERA DANMARK!"

- Donald Trump, 6 år.

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@63skies_ @vhotdogsz @rllylag I vividly remember him on the flea before the hardcore wipe… I’m not sure months is enough

[Alfred @InteSalty]

this is so corny bro

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Operation Absolute Resolve.

[Erik @ErikBqv]

Domarnivån är den lägsta jag nånsin beskådat i en hockeyarena. Det är tragiskt.

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@MrBubblyTTV Come labrys! I’ve been grinding it for XP and it’s COFDM every other raid

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@ItzPyroGG @nikgeneburn You don’t speak for the playerbase.

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@4teenFPS this guy in the planter with a MP9 and RIP on labs yday

[Alfred @InteSalty]

ITS TIME

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@Deadlyslob Slow lean right on e, slow lean left on 1
Regular leans on mouse side buttons

[Alfred @InteSalty]

@TorkieTweets This has been my go-to for labs with 5.45 being so readily available