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@Omoatobijuu How would Real Madrid use him? In place of who?
He's good, but we can't have every good player available.

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@notagainCharle @FabrizioRomano I'm congratulating him on the election victory. Yes, we await the bid.

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Apart from announcement of:
Jose Mourinho
Denzel Dumfries
Ibrahim Konate
Antonio Rüdiger (renewal),
Real Madrid are also expected to be making their massive bid for Perez €150M super star GALATICO tomorrow.

[Madrid Xtra @MadridXtra]

🚨⚪️ REAL MADRID UPCOMING ANNOUNCEMENTS:

- José Mourinho
- Ibrahima Konaté
- Denzel Dumfries
- Antonio Rüdiger renewal

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Berneese I'm sure you know that Ghana isn't winning the world cup anytime soon? They'll not even make it past the group stage, how then are they hoping to win it?

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Oh, Enrique Riquelme... the renewable energy guy who thought he could power up a coup at the Bernabéu and ended up getting absolutely torched like a cheap solar panel in a Madrid heatwave. Yesterday's election? Florentino Pérez smoked you 65-35. Over 21k votes for the boss, barely 11k for the challenger who spent months LARPing as the savior of Los Blancos. Congrats on the participation trophy, champ — you turned a coronation into a mild contest and still got humiliated in front of 95,000 socios. Classic.
Your campaign was a masterclass in delusion:

"I'll sign Haaland AND Rodri" — bold strategy promising the two most unattainable players on the planet while your own credibility was on life support.

"Klopp's my guy" — until Klopp's camp basically laughed it off. Paying for a campaign video? That's not vision, that's fanfic with a credit card.

Endless Barca obsession, throwing shade at everything Blaugrana like a jilted ex who can't stop scrolling their stories. Bro, Real Madrid fans want trophies and Galácticos, not your petty tribal therapy sessions.

You ran on divisive rhetoric, conspiracy vibes about the electoral board, postal vote drama, and "this is just the beginning" cope.
Newsflash: the socios saw through the smoke and mirrors. They chose stability, results, and the guy who's actually delivered over your Pinterest board of unrealistic promises and manufactured drama.
You showed up, talked big, lost by 30 points, then hit us with the gracious "campaign is only the beginning" speech. Adorable. That's not a movement, Enrique — that's what happens when a 37-year-old businessman confuses Twitter likes with actual Madridismo.
Real Madrid isn't a startup for your ego or a protest vote against Perez. It's an institution. You treated it like your personal anti-Barca therapy group and got reminded why Florentino still runs this.
Better luck next decade, solar boy. The Bernabéu stays white... and you're still on the outside looking in. 🤩🤪😝🙉

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@leodey4u In EPL, the club owners are the presidents - they don't need to be elected again. In La Liga, they have to elect a president who sits over the affair of the club.

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@leodey4u La Liga clubs are owned by the club members (socios) as against premier league clubs that are owned by individual billionaires.

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Ibrahim Konate and Denzel Dumfries are legit Real Madrid players.

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🚨 Ibrahima Konaté and Denzel Dumfries both signed their Real Madrid contracts last week in order to allow Florentino statement.

Official Real Madrid statement to follow next.

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@Madonnaqtoo You definitely stole these. Nothing else you're telling me.