AFL Integrity Unit

Righting wrongs, hunting witches, stitching up the unbecoming. Clearly a parody.

[AFL Integrity Unit @IntegrityUnit]

All umpiring decisions are correct at all times.

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It’s like Hardwick always said “if you can’t beat Essendon 14 times in a row, you can’t be senior coach”

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North’s coach stands down and they violate the interchange cap with less than a minute to go. Hawks and West Coast are going to have to find another gear if they think they can get the number one pick.

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We’re going to introduce a Tribunal Tribunal to determine whether criticism of the Tribunal rises to the level of excessive, unreasonable, or unfair. Now accepting applications for the Match Review Officer Criticism Review Officer.

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Melbourne is in hot water with the AFL over a high hit tribunal storm. Chief Football Reporter @TomBrowne7 has the exclusive details. https://t.co/5zYfOfGqUb @7AFL #7NEWS

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Gil answering complicated questions about the details of the new team

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Current Tasmanian team jumper concept: stripes representing the thylacine, black and white of the famous Tassie devil, combining to evoke the state’s convict heritage. Iconic. Can’t see anybody objecting.

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Time to change the profile pic.

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Commentator saying Essendon need to treat every game like a final clearly hasn’t watched how Essendon play in finals.

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Truly the easiest decision we made when founding the Giants was making sure their jumper clashed with the only other team in the state.

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Ever agreed to something but put such over the top caveats on it you assume you’ll never have to follow through, then they say yes anyway and it’s just kind of embarrassing for all parties? Hate that.

On an unrelated note, great to have Tasmania as the 19th team in the AFL.

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Today as the AFL and our clubs honour the courage and sacrifice of those who have served this country, you can use code LESTWEFORGET to get 15% off all our sweet 2023 ANZAC Day merch.

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Ah, the solemn dignity of ANZAC Eve Eve Eve football.

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It must have been so boring being the integrity unit before every player had a smart phone they could be stupid with.

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Our official stance is that it is correct and good umpiring to change the way dissent is adjudicated between individual umpires and within a single game based on the umpire’s mood. That should deal with any concerns about bias or special treatment.

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Rules are rules. Are rules enforced evenly or equally? That’s not the saying. The saying is rules are rules. And that’s true.

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We’re not going to let them wear the prison bar jumper, but you have to respect the commitment to the cause from Port, just going on strike at quarter time.

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This is the kind of improvement you can only get under a master coach like Alastair Clarkson. Not like the insipid North of last year who played West Coast in round two at Marvel and… hmmm… this says they won by 15 points?

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It’s so disappointing to see AFL players using illicit substances. Get blackout drunk and wake up in a strange house wearing pants someone has definitely pissed in like a responsible adult.

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To be fair, the AFL has had to deal with field invasions from time to time.

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Truly, the beautiful game.