Abdulrahman Ibrahim

[PBTIPS 👀 @pbtips_]

Na when the guy fly bike go buy bread this evening and rain beat am come house
E go remember that 39M come burst tears 😭

[Edwin van der Sar @vdsar1970]

@ManUtd Thanks guys I had a blast in those 6 years in the goal at Old Trafford! What are you best memories in that period besides 2008....

[@cantonadevils @Cantonadevils]

Dear Manchester United fans.,

I won’t be tweeting for a while cause I have brain tumor.

I went to see my doctor 9 days ago.

I told him I have been have serious and repetitive migraines and he told me to do some scans and check up.

The result for the scan came out today and that I have brain tumor.

I am so shocked and left dumbfounded. I asked him what could be the cause of it.

My doctor asked if I have been hit on the head my any object.

I told him that the ball Gabriel shot from missing penalty kick against PSG in the champions league final was what hit my head 10 days ago.

I accept your prayers and wishes as I prepare for my surgery.😂

[FATAI @Fatai_001]

My MSc. thesis result is out and your boy got a Distinction! Sailed through assessment with zero corrections! 😁🎓.

Specialist Nurse Fatai 🤝 ✅

[STUDY AFFAIRS EUROPE/STUDY IMMIGRATION MATTERS @studyeurope123]

Quick update!!!

Just so you know

Student on a study visa can register a business and open a company bank account in Austria and in most part of Europe.

You can use your registered business to renew your study visa.

[FRESH PRINCE @BlaqBonez]

dorgu, malo gusto, granit xhaka all used chanel on IG & Tiktok today, crazy

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Yesterday, I reacted to this photo of my egbon in that picture with Zodak.

I remembered I’d not spoken to him since 2022. That’s 4 years ago. He was also trying to help me get a trial but we faced some difficulties because of the age, and the injury I had.

He’s a very nice egbon, I mean he use to bring boots for many of us back in 2016/17, and also dashed me money several times during the struggling days.

The tweet I made just reminded me of him, and then I messaged him, joked with him that he’s trending on X, he said the author of that photo had also messaged him. I shared my new plans with him and what I’ve been up to in recent years, he’s extended help to me also and even if I don’t need it for now, I’ll keep the door open.

Just like I always say, always leave the door open, you might never know when to use it. When I need that help, I’ll hold him unto his word. That’s how life is.

[STUDY AFFAIRS EUROPE/STUDY IMMIGRATION MATTERS @studyeurope123]

A QUICK REMINDER TO ALL THE PATRIOT THAT JUST ARRIVED AUSTRIA TO START THEIR STUDIES

🔺 WELCOME ON BOARD AND WELCOME TO THE LAST FLOOR 🔺

NOTE: The last floor has its own challenges but with the right information, you can fairly navigate it perfectly

📍 Get your proof of residency from the Magistrate

📍 Complete your school enrollment

📍 Pay tuition when necessary

📍 Check your admission letter and make sure you do not have any supplementary exam

📍 If you do have a supplementary exam then ask them at the admission office.

📍 Meet the OH student union team

📍 Bear in mind, there is a payment deadline even if you are admitted on supplementary exam.

📍 Familiarize yourself with "STEOP" courses. Ask the international office or your course department

📍 BSc has more workload than MSc

📍 Work on getting more than 16 ECTS in 1 academic session even if the requirement is 16 ects

📍 You can take courses outside of your department, this will count towards your ects but not towards graduation

📍 Assignment deadline is important

📍 Some course attendance is mandatory, check with your department

📍 Enroll for your student insurance

📍 Once you settled in, apply for a credit card. Please apply only if you are confident in your ability to maintain financial discipline.

📍 If you are in your mid 30's, you might be experiencing muscle pain due to the cold. This is absolutely normal for Africans. Report to the hospital and they will refer you to the Physio with your insurance card

📍 Some application you used in Nigeria may start asking for a subscription plan in Austria

📍 Volunteer to places like Caritas, Redcross. This doesn't need German proficiency

📍 Then when you settled in fully, start looking at how you will learn the language and exchange your driving license.

Good luck

[Prince Olumuyiwa Adejobi @Princemoye1]

Nice order. Go after unregistered vehicles. The law is clear about it, the IGP is loud about it. Lets take note and be guided. God bless the IGP.
Ire oo.

[Dr Ayilola 🇬🇧 👨‍⚕️ 🩺 @AyilolaElisha]

She really needs help . She can’t afford the post kidney transplant medication .

[Akinlolu Akanbi @Dove_Dynamics]

Na now I understand why our alumni didn't respond to us then whenever we message them for financial contribution 😭💔

[Otunba Kappachino® @im_Kappachino]

The divorce glow up>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You ate and left no crumbs man 🤏🤏🤏

[P.haraoh 👑 @Ugochukwu96_]

The Profile of Nigerian Politician:

Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London, India
Holidays — UAE or USA
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated"

Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming

Country — Managed remotely.

They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery

But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂

If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie dey, you no recreate

Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala dey, you no recreate

Folorunsho Alakija dey, you no recreate

Na the one wey open body down your brain carry to recreate 🤣

All of us know watin we dey do sha

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

After 6 months of hardwork and intense saving, I don close eye withdraw the massive amount of N10k to give myself a treat of palmwine and peppersoup to help savour this night weather.

I love the man I'm becoming.

Tomorrow, we go again for our daily N2k to be able to save N20k in time for dirty December.

[Atlético de Madrid @atletienglish]

Official statement with our clarifications regarding the official statement from our neighbors @realmadriden:

1. Your video of the Pope got cut off before he said he was also an Atleti fan.
2. You may have confused politeness with gratitude, but just to be clear: we don’t thank you for anything.
3. We are neither considering nor evaluating any offer for Julián.
4. How could we not get along, when you make us laugh even more than @FCBarcelona?

[Oluwafunke 🌸 @big_funkssss]

They’ll respectfully shoot shot at you in your DM,you go rush screenshot post for tl,for what exactly? Eh funny gan lori app yi😹

[ابن خليل @ibnkhleel]

I learnt there's a free medical consultation and treatment for pilgrims. So I'd really love to win this for my mom.

She's been battling with a lot of sicknesses like diabetes, blood pressure, gout, ulcer and asthma.

She'll get a chance to perform Umrah and also get free medical check up.

I pray this comment makes it.

May Allah ease our affairs. Amin

[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

All men, gather round.

Give a shout-out to those accounts that you enjoy their content.

No restrictions just a shout-out.

Happy men's mental health month to
@KobenaLutterodt @ManLikeAkoh @__dozman @the_beardedsina @drabdulhameed07 @_Somtochi @jbmillenial @AliTheeStoic . . .

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Some team 👀😮‍💨