Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍

A.K.A. John Gallium Bible. Real Patriot, Married Father of 26 (wife still here), 101% American, believer in the Lord Almighty Trump (and also God).

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"I can't tell if this page is satire or not"

– the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not

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@HoldinForrest Oh my... 😍 Every day I wake up and thank the Lord for not making me a homosexual man... 😍 Because I know there are no men who look like this... 😍

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@maboylol_542 @RealConorOil 😅😅😅 what? I'm not a... a homosexual, either... 😅😅😅 nope, not me! 😅😅😅

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@sillygirlfailur I wouldn't know! I don't have any of those. 😅 Real patriots don't need any friends! At least, that's what I keep telling myself! 😅

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@cu_clawz @RealConorOil Don't speak about hi— uh... her(?) like that! 😠

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@Necorbats @RealConorOil Probably the worst day in American history... except for when Biden was elected maybe...

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

wearing some Air Strike 1’s is crazy

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@Mikeisirl_2 Uh what?

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This must be what happened to Cono... Co... Conni... Connie (?) The Oil... 😒

[just_hypocrisy #1 @ok_but_no_]

The salt we will be using in school lunches

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@FrameOverdose The only people who are allowed to hug me are Donald Trump and my neighbor Bob. And sometimes my wife.

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@realwilliamwoke I didn't call myself Intellectual for no reason! 🤣

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@FrameOverdose Oh God! 😨

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@FrameOverdose I have made a helpful Indian youtube tutorial style tutorial video (very patriotic) that might help! 😅 They were my favorite type of youtube video for a long time before I discovered "animated" youtube shows! 😅 So I wanted to create a similar kind of video! 😅

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What the... ☹️ That's really mean... ☹️ You're hurting my feelings... ☹️

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@RealConorOil Please save me from this woke madness! 😨 I... I can't become pr*nouned! 😨

[Connie D. Oil @RealConorOil]

The democrats didn’t just give me gender.

They died my hair blue.

They injected me with Vaccines.

They forcefed me pronouns.

And they are coming for YOU next.

[Azrael Walsh (Actual Archer) 🔅🇵🇸 @archer_actual]

Now imagine this, but if there was a real ring inside. On a cushion of some kind. And if the phone was more like a box. And if you could take the ring out and put it on their finger when they say yes. And you could keep the box and the ring forever as a fond memory. And so on.

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@realwilliamwoke You're trying to trick me... I see through your leftist schemes, communist! 🤣 I will NOT be eating your evil pr*noun chips! 🤣

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Man... I wish Trump would study MY body... 😒

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Oh wow... 🥴 I think I just did, too... 🥴