Intellectual Shark Web

SeaEO of Tidepool Foundation

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

It's 2019 and sharks still aren't allowed into dolphin schools.

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

Listen, my friend
The reason I took part in that feeding frenzy was not because I wanted to eat you
I knew you would survive
I just couldn't help myself but intervene
In support of the weaker party
I am simply committed to a fair fight

[9News Melbourne @9NewsMelb]

The national shark attack database has rebranded in a bid to remove the stigma attached to sharks, who experts say have been "unfairly demonised". #9News

https://t.co/SpRXjLYZaX

[Nimco Ali (OBE) @NimkoAli]

I am starting a new campaign. I mean it’s so unfair to fear sharks. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

How sad that there’s not a place for a genuinely revolutionary outsider like Prince William in the Royal Family. The liberal media and the establishment got him in the end. He has so much left to do.

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

The amount of psychological damage being forced to look at my face in Zoom meetings has done to my co-workers cannot be overstated.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i coudnt help but notice u werent talkin aboute me let me fix that 4 u

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

Many humans underestimate the influence they would wield in water with a few simple acts:

Wearing heavy clothes more.
Flailing a whole lot.
Cultivating a sinking feeling.
Covering the ocean with fish.
Verbally respecting sharks.

Floating humanity is powerfully delicious.

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

If you don't cancel your Private Eye subscription now, you're a human supremacist.

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

There are some things which should never be satirised:

Me.

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

I do have two biological parents, but I have very little knowledge about their limbs, organs, and other characteristics. I do, however, know their lust for fresh blood.

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

hands👏 are 👏dumb 👏hands 👏are 👏stupid

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

Do we sharks all look the same to you???

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

Delete this

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

If you haven't been recently victimised, you're not trying hard enough.

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

@mary_leng As it should be.

[Mary Leng @mary_leng]

@IntellectualSh7 Was this anything to do with you? https://t.co/1xd8FSmTV5

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

To start off with I'd like to acknowledge that I'm tweeting with stolen hands

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

@stephan_eckner @transwomyn Sharks have been assisting in gender transition since the beginnings of humanity

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

Cancel culture is not a thing, and if you challenge me on this I will report you for harassment.