Sander Cohen

If your Personal Beliefs deny what’s objectively true about the world, then they're more accurately called Personal Delusions - Neil Degrasse Tyson

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

I got through 50 years on this Earth with zero guns and I'll finish the last 50 the same way. It's easy, you can do it too.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

Sweet release

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

@zandywithaz @brettgelman @timheidecker @adultswim I mean, we can't do anything about Trump now but we can take down his fan boys all day.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

@secupp You put up with some ridiculous nonsense. I've always thought you a brilliant, beautiful young woman but I'm old, what do I know? 👴

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

So now I have decisions to make. Leave? Stay? Lobotomy? I'm open to suggestions but I can't live in a Trump America, I'm better than that

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

I have, in fact, not viewed any network/cable TV since the election except for @TheDailyShow and @midnight because the world is a nightmare.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

I don't think I can ever watch @TheDailyShow again, the news is just going to be horrific for the next 4 years and I cannot take it. Damn.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

Watched Ep1 of @GraceandFrankie tonight and OMG, so terrific. Lilly Tomlin, Jane Fonda, Sam Waterston AND Martin Sheen? MUST WATCH! ❤

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

@iamsambee did a delightful job tonight but there is NO cure for this depression I now feel. Damn.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

@GillianA Very nice job on The Fall. I'm about 6 episodes in and it is GRIPPING! (I'm sorry...bad pun.☺) Seriously, it's terrific. ❤

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

I just went in for a medical checkup, got coughed and slobbered on by unruly, poorly supervised kids and now I'm sick as hell. Week SUCKED.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

@alyankovic Just watched Spy Hard again, forgot you did the theme song! Well done, sir, I needed that laugh today. :)

[Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito]

A promise to LGBT folks: my shows will always be a safe place for u.

What else can I do to be of service?

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

And with that, I believe I'm done speaking about this election. You made your bed, America, now you have to lie in it and get raped by Trump

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

I'm just sitting here, looking at the list of empty promises and failures already claimed by Trump, I'm gonna have a LOT to laugh about!

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

When the economy crashes and you lose what few jobs you did have, YOU built this new America.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

When your non-white friend is shot and killed and there isn't even an investigation, YOU built this new America.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

When your daughter has her pussy grabbed in school and it's laughed off when you report it, YOU built this new America.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

When you all die in nuclear fire, you won't be able to blame me. I'll be laughing my ass off while it's happening.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

I'm out folks. Y'all enjoy the apocalypse, I'm too old for that shit.

[Sander Cohen @Intelligence404]

@Ivytongue Well, I'll always love you kiddo. Let's see if we can't get more people to feel like that. :)