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Sometimes I pretend to be an idiot, and other times, I actually am an idiot.

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@Bob_Janke She could have been your wife if only you had qualified for a larger loan.

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@SunshineJarboly Tell him to leave his front door unlocked tonight after he takes an Ambien or two. We'll take care of the rest.

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@ZasuDead94323 @horrormuseum No wonder she's sick, you're not supposed to eat those.

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@Bob_Janke Don't worry, the plot's not that complex. You'll be able to hop in no problem.

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@scrumble_eggs Photographic evidence that Mitch is fine, maybe even better than ever:

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@SunshineJarboly Thanks for the concise directions. I'd heard something about this before, but there were key details missing. I put a sausage and pepperoni in my CD player and all I got was more credit card debt.

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@hwinkler4real Since there's now less pressure on Tesla for federal liability claims and Musk was allowed access to contracts that would allow SpaceEx a competitive edge, can we really say that Doge didn't accomplish its goal?

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@ScottJenningsKY Perhaps you have some tips that will allow us to rationalize for longer.

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@Bob_Janke @MoMohler Being a crackhead is its own kind of marriage.

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@Bob_Janke I think once you're actually qualified to be a senator it means you can't run for office anymore.

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@EastEndJoe Someone must have loved her very much.

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@scrumble_eggs It's so hard to do that now because every refrigerator already has a dead kid inside.

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@AnthonyLaFauci Does it make them see tiny people? Or does it ALLOW THEM TO SEE THE TINY PEOPLE THAT WERE THERE THE WHOLE TIME?!?!!!???

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@scrumble_eggs This is so weird because I heard it wasn't that great.

Oh, wait... maybe that's why this happened.

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@Bob_Janke I have faith in you.

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@Bob_Janke Norman Fell. I have his sex tape.

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@JohnCleese It is a well known fact that communists are notoriously bad at window safety regulation.