To the tune of “Harry Freakin’ Potter” ... 🎶 HAPPY FREAKIN’ BIRTHDAY! YOU’RE THIRTY EIGHT, STILL LOOKIN GREATER THAN ME, MAYBE IM TOO THIRSTAY, WRITIN’ BRAND NEW WORDS, TO SHOW THE POTTER NERDS I CAN BE... SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT WARBLER FROM GLEEEEEE... 🎶 😜
A two-time Cy Young Award winner, the most electrifying player in the league, the first Brazilian-born All-Star and the 🐐 walk into D.C. ...
Tomorrow night's gonna be fun.
#RallyTogether | #AllStarGame
Kluber is really, really, ridiculously good at pitching.
Corey's 7 shutout innings yesterday puts him 3rd in the MLB in home ERA at 1.43. 🤯
#RallyTogether https://t.co/nBD3QoCdK5
Retweet if you’re:
• a dog lover
• kinda funny
• a chicken nugget
• not the Krusty Krab
• an Indians fan
• a little hungry
Nobody will ever know which one.
Nice is not the same as kind.
Nice is not the same as ethical.
Nice is not the same as moral.
The older I get, the less interested I am in “nice.”
Nice is the gift wrap; it says nothing about what’s inside.
@emilynoel83 my normally oily, acne prone skin is now covered with dry, scaly patches. What kind of foundation/primer should I try? Everything I have is mattifying.