Abbey

Hustle..MUFC .

[YOBAMS. @djyobams]

Women really love the idea of compromise, they just hate to be the one doing it.

Dem like one sided mumu pass anything 😂😭

[David Ade @Dayveed_Ade]

Na today I know say Gabriel na left-footed player.

Na only hand and head I dey see am use for football.

[JB @JBTHEPLUG1]

Dumbest shit you can be today is a boyfriend.

[𝗜𝘃𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝗰𝗵𝘄𝗮𝗸𝗼𝗳𝗳 @Ivan_Schwakoff]

Only Game Of Thrones fans will know 😂😂

[TONY🍫❤️ @Tony_Aladetuyi]

Any money wey you dey give woman, na school fees for the lessons wey she go later teach you be that.

[COOLEE BRAVO @ItalianFiesta]

It’s cuz men remember da best thing about you and women remember da worst thing about you. You be like damn she did stab me but she could cook like a mf. Women brain can erase 100 good things from 1 bad thing you did.

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

how can I assist you? ☕

[Sovey @SoveyX]

Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes.
He made the clothes try him on.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

getting paid after taxes

[KERIA @justkeria]

I avoid drama but please don’t ever think that you can bully me.

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

No one talks & give credit to fathers, Repost if your dad has genuinely done right by you. ❤️

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

high school made me realize i only had friends because i saw them everyday

[👳🏾‍♂️Mufti Of Ilorin Online 👳🏾‍♂️ @Adamthallith]

Babes go reach UK and start forming busy for their boyfriends wey dey naija and later break up, boys go reach UK dey do 2-3 jobs so they can gather money to bring girlfriends wey dey naija.

Real life issue o.

[Mabintou @mabintou]

One of my least favourite things about growing older is all the experiences that harden your heart. I miss some of the naivety of youth.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

After invading Greece and receiving the submission of other key city states, Philip II of Macedon sent a message to Sparta, "If I invade Locania you will be destroyed, never to rise again."

The Sparta Ephors replied with a single word: "IF"

[Dipo @swag_lukarz]

One of the things I’ve learnt the hard way about women is;

Women easily forget, invest in yourself as a man.

[Softboy @softboywin]

My contribution to society is I don’t speak when I’m not educated enough on a topic

[Emeka @OInnocxnt]

The moment you threaten to leave a man or end a relationship, make sure you say it once and back it up. Cos you’re never getting back the same man that once loved you.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Have you ever seen a tweet that doesn't even concern you, but you immediately go to that person's profile and block them because you don’t want to see any more of their thoughts on your timeline ever again?