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I work for Haha. I sit on his table. Try your best. It gets worse.

[Jteve Sobs @JteveSob]

you don’t even believe in Jesus

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Whose fucking dog is this?

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Jump down, turn around
Pick a bale of cotton

Jump down, turn around
Pick a bale of hay

O Lordy, pick a bale of cotton
O Lordy, pick a bale of hay

What y’all really want?

[Tune, MBA, CISSP @CartuneNetwerk]

Trump on an Easter morning:

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Update coming soon

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@mikethree Amen

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Where omak?

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I'm a Hacker.

I attend DEF CON every year.

We play a fun game called "Spot the Fed".

Last week, the Department of Justice released three million pages of Epstein documents.

I read them professionally.

Not for the names.

For the tradecraft.

The tradecraft is immaculate.

But here's what made me put down my coffee.

An FBI informant told authorities in 2017 that Epstein had a "personal hacker."

An Italian.

Born in the southern region of Calabria.

I've met hackers from Calabria.

At DEF CON.

At Black Hat.

The informant said this hacker developed zero-day exploits.

For iOS.

For BlackBerry.

For Firefox.

The informant said this hacker sold the exploits to the United States.

To the United Kingdom.

To an unnamed central African government.

And to Hezbollah.

Hezbollah paid with "a trunk of cash."

That's not how the US government pays.

The US government uses purchase orders.

But the exploits were the same.

Same zero-days.

Different payment methods.

Different clients.

Same hacker.

Speaking of hackers in Epstein's emails.

If you've been to Black Hat, you know the name.

He's on the Black Hat conference board.

He co-founded Trail of Bits.

He co-wrote the iOS Hacker's Handbook.

On April 14, 2018, the hackersent an email.

To [email protected].

That's Epstein's personal email address.

Subject line: "New Yorker."

Document reference: HOUSE_OVERSIGHT_033280.

I don't know what was in the email.

The email exists.

In the files.

In the congressional oversight documents.

I've been to Black Hat with the hacker in question.

Not personally.

In the same room.

Watching the same talks.

About zero-days.

About offensive security.

About "responsible disclosure."

Epstein had a personal hacker selling zero-days to governments and Hezbollah.

Epstein was in contact with a Black Hat board member.

Epstein funded MIT Media Lab.

Where they research AI.

And security.

And "the future."

I don't know what this means.

I know what it looks like.

It looks like my industry.

But there's more.

US security officials say Epstein ran "the world's largest honeytrap operation."

For Russian intelligence.

The KGB.

The documents mention Putin 1,056 times.

Moscow 9,629 times.

An email from September 2011: "You had an appointment with Putin on September 16th."

Scheduled like a dentist visit.

Security sources say a Russian oil tycoon introduced Epstein to the Maxwells.

Robert Maxwell.

Ghislaine's father.

Called "Israel's Superspy."

Alleged KGB.

Alleged Mossad.

Alleged MI6.

Three agencies.

One family.

Plus a personal hacker.

Plus a network of security researchers.

Plus MIT.

Plus zero-days sold to multiple governments and terrorist organizations.

At DEF CON, we have a saying.

"Spot the fed."

It's a game.

You try to identify the government agents in the crowd.

It's funny.

Until it isn't.

Until you realize the game goes both ways.

They're spotting you too.

And taking notes.

And building networks.

And buying exploits.

Epstein wasn't just an intelligence asset.

He was an intelligence infrastructure.

A platform.

Multi-tenant.

Multi-cloud.

Russia. Israel. US. UK. Hezbollah.

Everyone got access.

Everyone paid differently.

Same exploits.

Same kompromat.

Same network.

Different clients.

The question everyone asks: Was Epstein an intelligence asset?

That's the wrong question.

The right question: Was the entire security research community compromised?

The answer is in the files.

Three million pages.

We just haven't read them all yet.

Was the entire security research community compromised?

Anyway, see you at DEF CON!

[Ryan @Ryy4n2]

I love you

[barbarism critic @barbarismcrit]

This is pretty good

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%/0e^K@*

[Parker Molloy @ParkerMolloy]

I feel like this video clip/GIF will get a lot of use

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The hubris of man.

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euangelion

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I’m starting to see spaceships on Bankhead. Scotty’s calling me. I’m in the zone. I’ve gotta see my doctor. Scotty’s calling me. Scotty beam me up. I’m geeked up and I can’t see and all the walls keep looking at me. I tell myself there’s nothing wrong but I can’t stop greeking 🪏

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@VladTheInflator They got here 2 weeks early and wrote education material to justify private property

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

The entire economy is an interest rate based Ponzi Scheme to artificially inflate the established wealth of asset owners.

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@Jantzen_One That the gentiles should be fellowheirs, and of the same body, and partakers of his promise in Christ by the gospel

Ephesians 3:6

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