The Interim Inquirer

Your go-to source for the truth hidden deep in the belly of the combat sports industry. (Satire/parody).

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The fight goblin was behind Gafurov's misfortune tap. #UFCVegas113

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@JackSlackMMA 5 moderately exciting fights on this card.

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@LiamHealy16 I also hate when they award the belt to the fighter that caused enough physical damage to their opponent to make them unable to continue.

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Alright. I see people saying Nico Price is throwing fights for UFC retirements. Thats not true. What's actually happening is the UFC is trying to build new names off these retiring greats and fixing fights to their detriment. Nico is stepping in to save the day. Not ruin it.

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@knuckles_stan @paramountplus I have yet to pay $90, be unable to watch the product I just paid for, and be refused a refund. So im happy so far.

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@DovySimuMMA @ufc Hes right. Thr Jon fight would havr been a massive disappointment.

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So I've been trying to think of headlines for UFC 326, but I cant think of a joke thats better than the card itself.

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Not to be weird... but did Rodrigues forget his cup?

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@mma_orbit Sources suggest hes in talk with Ngannou's management.

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@LoganPaul Oh you mean bet to "box" an NFL player. Your use of the word "fight" made this seem way more interesting than it actually is.

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Want to impress your jiu jitsu coach?

If youre a white belts in your first 4 months of training spend 5 minutes searching donkey guard on youtube. Alot of people hate it because how complex it is. Start the next round with your prof in this position and watch the stripes roll in

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Update:

I tried this in class this morning. The white belts doesn't have to worry about cauliflower ear anymore and I didnt get armbared. This move is gold.

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Jiu jitsu pro tip:

If you get caught in an armbar in guard, stack your opponent onto their shoulders & grip their ear w/your attacked arm. It should be thumb underneath the top fold, 2 fingers behind. The tension on their ear will prevent them from finishing the sub.

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@JiujitsuOtter I just dropped mine too.

https://t.co/o2pggwZ5pB

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Jiu jitsu pro tip:

If you get caught in an armbar in guard, stack your opponent onto their shoulders & grip their ear w/your attacked arm. It should be thumb underneath the top fold, 2 fingers behind. The tension on their ear will prevent them from finishing the sub.

[The Interim Inquirer @Interim_IQ]

Jiu jitsu pro tip:

If you get caught in an armbar in guard, stack your opponent onto their shoulders & grip their ear w/your attacked arm. It should be thumb underneath the top fold, 2 fingers behind. The tension on their ear will prevent them from finishing the sub.

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Wait... are people really paying people for fight picks/betting advice? I thought that was all a gag. Like we were all in on the joke of how stupid that is... we are all in on that joke right?

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@rick_doobs Id rather see a Canadian HW champ than let Jon Jones near the octagon again.

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@mma_orbit I've been getting inundated with offers from UFC/Paramount+. I might just do it to get them off my back.

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@AintNoDoctor @chrismwojcik I agree. Any interest in bettering yourself is a waste of time. Find technology satisfy your short comings. Its the same reason everybody should rely solely on AI instead of pursuing critical thinking.

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Great job to Perez for beating Chiasson and that ref. #UFCMexico

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Well... dont bet any decisions tonight. Judges are enjoying some home cooking. #UFCMexico

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@ANON_BETTING Winner