jane's internal monologue

just what goes through my head

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

I've kept my social media too professional, my only outlet for the dumb stuff that goes through my head has been my mouth

[trash jones @jzux]

how i look at the flight attendant so they know i want a diet coke with ice

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

3/5 is generous, likely in 2.5/5 territory

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

yogurt parfait at @EWRairport was a 3/5 at best. Score propped up by the tasty strawberry yogurt, but the textures were all off — very liquidy, and the granola wasn’t crunchy.
✅ yogurt taste
❎ yougurt texture
❎ no berries
❎ granola wasn’t made right — plain oats with mix-ins

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

@atotalposer My @astoundconnects service got me like

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

@astoundconnects being out at least once a month during my workday is going to be my 13th reason

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

Work today is just waiting for the fred again pop up deets to drop

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

Have you ever tried this one?

[NeurIPS Conference @NeurIPSConf]

This year's NeurIPS conference will initiate a position track. The position track paper deadline is May 22 AoE for all materials (abstract, full paper, supplementary, etc.). See Call for Paper for more details! https://t.co/327kDKnXpC

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

@astoundconnects is there an outage in Seattle wa rn?

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

Also for anyone experiencing issues in Seattle, yes, there’s an outage, they just confirmed in DMs

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

@astoundconnects I’m having network issues in Seattle, is there a known outage going on right now?

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

@tylerthecreator These are the questions on someone who hasn’t understood Noid 🙂‍↕️

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

@astoundconnects Sent a DM, it’s ridiculous how often I have to do this for service in a major city…

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

@astoundconnects I’m experiencing issues with my connection in Seattle right now. I have disconnected and reconnected our router, but the slowness and interruptions to my connection have not subsided. Is there a known outage ongoing?

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

head empty, just flog gnaw 🙂‍↕️

[gem @OLDLVRSMUSIC]

how it feels wearing concert merch the day after your concert

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

@astoundconnects I already dm’d waiting for a reply

[trash jones @jzux]

you can lead a horse to baja. but you can't make him blast

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

Me every time I listen to Like a G6. God what an amazing song. Getting slizzered???? FUCK!!!!

[jane's internal monologue @InternalJane]

@NamrathaDL @astoundconnects I’m having issues too!