Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits

Chief of Internal Audit for Widgets LLC. Lover of all things Widget. Applicant for 2025 COSO Board. No stocks are recommendations. Not Professional Advice

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

This is not what we expected to happen when we boarded the plane to the USA last week😭

[LSU Football @LSUfootball]

Ed Orgeron is returning to LSU and will serve as the special assistant to recruiting and defense for the Tigers

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

He and Fred were not MURDERED for you to slander their good names

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

Leave P’Nut out of this you douche @business

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

@zerohedge LSU has 31.. how did you calculate this list

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

Widget Corp has been on to Big Sandwich for years. We believe that Jimmy John and Jersey Mike are in cahoots!

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

We don't need another private equity deal that could lead to higher food prices for consumers. The @FTC is right to investigate whether the purchase of @SUBWAY by the same firm that owns @jimmyjohns and @McAlistersDeli creates a sandwich shop monopoly. https://t.co/mAFuuFYA5A

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

@SenWarren @FTC @SUBWAY @jimmyjohns @McAlistersDeli THANKYOU SENATOR! FOR TOO LONG BIG SANDWICH HAS BEEN HOLDING BACK WORKING AMERICANS FROM EXPERIENCING THE RICHES OF BIDENOMICS.

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

@FranklinWidgets The yearly Pride Retreat

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

1) I have saved HOURS a week ever since I stopped wiping. With this time I have doubled my income but am having trouble finding people to sit next to at lunch

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

My book, which will come out soon, contains my best time saving hacks. Pre-Order will be out soon. Sneak peaks to come out throughout the day

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

@yesKing30213783 @jakatak4 I have ALWAYS had trouble finding the bean

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

@FranklinWidgets @Target For me it is the balls. The shaft is fine, but I can’t find the right tape for the 2 marbles. As soon as I sweat, the scotch tape starts to itch

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

This new invention is very functional. I can hide my awkward boners in the office and go swimming during my lunch break. Way to go Target! I will take 10, but need a smaller size @Target

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

@yesKing30213783 Do you know my grandmother - Whoom Bang Pow?

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

I, Woodrow, have been to both Koreas (during the war) and did in fact like the Southern Korea more

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

Hops, Barley, Water, Penis

[Haz @Michael_Haz]

Displays seen in two different stores in Wisconsin, a state known for drinking a lot of beer:

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Emergency Crews Respond To Deadly Train Derailment Near Houston

📌#Houston | #Texas

Officials are now responding to another deadly train derailment near Houston, TX. Over 16 rail cars, carrying “hazardous materials”crashed, prompting Union Pacific to monitor air quality at the site of the crash, according to the Splendora Police Department.

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

I have gained 10 followers! #twittersold

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

WIDGET IS BACK. WE HAVE BEEN UNFAIRLY SHADOW BANNED FOR MONTHS

[Woodrow Thropenorpe- Chief of Widget Audits @InternalWidget]

@LVann_Sports 47. It’s electric