Internet Batman

It’s not who I am underneath, but what I say on the internet that defines me.

[Internet Batman @InternetBhatman]

@TheRonnieVShow You mean he didn’t actually call every major top and bottom from the bottom of the ocean to the top of Mount Everest for the last 20 years? Are you saying that an anon account with 6 months of post history… lied?

There’s no way. If I read it on the internet, it must be true.

[Internet Batman @InternetBhatman]

@MichelleTamkin @Cr7Godbrand Single woman spotted. You can always tell because they can’t take a joke.

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@Rajatsoni It’s been a long time since inflation readings actually included anything that matters. They exclude food and energy, and point to crap we don’t consume, like the price of Netflix, to say inflation is under control. Yet Netflix is expensive too

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@MansaChief @ABmrJutt You have to answer a question before asking one. Try to keep this in good faith bud.

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@InvestingAddict Idk how you got on my timeline, but divide energy by SPX. (VDE/VOO, for example). Play around with those ratios and then consider which you’d rather be in at the moment.

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@JumpSeatMedic @AltWealthBob @RangerX45 @WallStreetApes Something here is hilarious, that’s for sure.

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@JumpSeatMedic @AltWealthBob @RangerX45 @WallStreetApes Children, elderly, and disabled, above all, should be eating and drinking sugar water so they can die sooner, you’re right. Give them whatever they want.

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@Nova_Norse @alphafox The only disrespectful person in these videos is the one shaming men for treating everyone around them the same.

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@j_fishback Are you going to refund your donors if you lose your election?

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@oliviakrolczyk_ “I went to school for 25+ years of my life, racked up a bunch of debt, and I still don’t know what I’m going to do when I am forced to become an adult”

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@paleochristcon If this really happened, the wife would be more embarrassed and get “the ick” that her husband turned a “harmless joke” into an awkward encounter and made the cashier uncomfortable.

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@adgirlMM @notcoolxer Those who are caught, get caught. If you believe everyone who breaks the law get caught, and are punished, I empathize with you. But you’re naive.

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@tedlieu I only feel bad for the 20% of Somalians in America who contribute to our society. The other 80% make them all look bad.

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@Chizitere_xyz She will also destroy her son’s sense of self-worth and expectations in women when she shows her son how she will treat his father. So not only are they making him a feminine man by coddling him, they also fuck his head up with her behavior toward the man of the house.

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@MurrayHillGuy1 I’ve been to NYC. Sure there’s lots of ugly women, but not enough that this one is a 9.

She might be a 9 in Antarctica, though.

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@WTSmith17 Comment sections have ruined intelligent discourse. Too many weak minded idiots bend their opinions to their comments. And since most popular shows have to appeal to the average, not the rational or intelligent, audience to get popular - they just get dumber and dumber over time.

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@TimothyJones92 Fuck all that. If she’s willing to sleep with high schoolers, you gotta report her to the authorities before you ghost her.

Idc if they were black, they’re still kids and deserve our protection.

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@SirBylHolte Ahsoka was one of the best Star Wars characters before the live action was made. She added a lot to the Master/Pupil story with Anakin in clone wars.