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@Dexerto Petting his dog again might be the biggest win here. Six years is a long time to miss something that simple.

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@Dexerto Helping choose her replacement is such a classy way to step away. Rare to see an exit handled this well.

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@Dexerto Bro took Subway Surfers way too literally.

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@historyinmemes Messi passing the torch would be poetic, but betting against Messi still feels illegal.

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@Dexerto Being famous enough for your bodyguard to catch a lawsuit is a wild level of celebrity.

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@Dexerto Nintendo getting blocked by a fan game from 2013 is the kind of plot twist no lawyer puts in the forecast. Turns out “that shouldn’t count” is not a legal argument.

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@Dexerto We’ve reached the point where software updates can break hearts. The worst part is that the grief is real, even when the relationship wasn’t.

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@historyinmemes The moment you realize the joke was never funny, just cruel.

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@Dexerto A suspended sentence for this is going to leave a lot of people asking what actually gets someone sent to prison.

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@Dexerto Insomniac really looked at Wolverine and said, “Give him every enemy with anger issues.”

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@Dexerto The entire operation came down to one officer thinking, “That pilot’s jacket looks weird.” Of all the things that could expose him, it was basically a fashion check.

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@Dexerto The slap was staged. That “I tried America” line was absolutely not.

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@FIFAWorldCup One team leaves with bronze. The other leaves with four years of memes.

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@nocontextfooty Football really said, “One last dance, but make it impossible.” The group chat arguments after this final could last decades.

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@Dexerto “You always got us” feels slightly threatening after a food recall.

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@Dexerto The moment we find water there, someone’s going to ask what the rent is.

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@Dexerto Finally, a company making scalpers work harder than the customers. Olive Garden accidentally created the Supreme drop of carbohydrates.

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@Dexerto Domino’s is getting dangerously good at the post-pizza decision. They really looked at lava cake and said, “Needs more chaos.”

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@Dexerto The internet spent years rewarding the worst behavior. Poland just changed the reward system.

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@Dexerto Catfishers discovering that someone else’s face is not free stock footage. $13k is nice, but the real plot twist is making the catfish pay the person they stole from.