q-tip box: DO NOT PUT Q-TIP IN YOUR EAR!!!
me, moments before fucking up my ear: glad they said that. that’s an important warning for other people that don’t have my special q-tip technique
There is an adage: Only when it is dark enough can you see the stars.
I know many people feel like we are entering a dark time. For the benefit of us all, I hope that is not the case. But, America, if it is: Let us fill the sky with the light of a billion brilliant stars.