Jordan Polack

🇺🇸I am a professional internet Polack. As a Polack, I understand the internet very well. For a Polack.🇺🇸

[Jordan Polack @InternetPolack]

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@Nightskyshowers Sooooo imma steal this thx

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I’m back. Officially.

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Don’t join if you can’t (join).

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@EWFNO @nicksortor The point being, your brother’s murder is the fault of New York and New Yorkers. They voted for soft-on-crime, they got soft-on-crime. It’s basically legal to murder in New York and California now.

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They got ROASTE, or else they wouldn’t have turned the comments off.
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Wear your #Pride all month long with the Unity armor coating, visor and emblem, available in the Halo Infinite Exchange.

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@GamewithDave

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[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

A year ago I sent a DM to a girl on 𝕏.

A year later we have each other blocked and this is a random marriage photo I made via Grok.

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“Safety is everyone’s responsibility. Plox b saef”
- Safe T. Gai

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@blurbversion @wealthmoose That attitude alone would make you a good citizen.

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[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

How's this bottle of mustard any different than you at this moment?

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[⭕ Brock Pierson @brockpierson]

Introducing the Gucci Glizzy.

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[Old State Saloon @OldStateSaloon]

THIRD ANNUAL HETEROSEXUAL AWESOMENESS MONTH

BEGINS JUNE 1st!

Mondays: BEERS FOR BREEDERS
- All heterosexual males dressed like hetero males get 1 free beer!

Tuesdays: TRADGAL TUESDAYS
- All heterosexual females get BOGO free drink!

Wednesdays: Dual Deal
- 15% off entire bill for hetero couples! (Does not include merch.)

Thursdays: Line Dancing 6:30pm / Hetero Karaoke 9pm until closing

Sundays: Family Fun Days
- Kids eat free, kids’ karaoke at 2pm

Friday June 19th: Trad Singles’ Night

Saturday June 27th - American Trad Fam Fest 2026! Parking Lot Fest all day concert, stage, kids zone, and more fun!

All common sense, reasonable people are welcome to come celebrate God’s awesome design!

Thank God for heterosexuals! After all, if it weren’t for heterosexuals, you wouldn’t be here!

No crossdressers permitted. Ever.