Nick Weedrik

Aspiring member of your timeline

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Fuckkkkkkk apparently they just added an amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that is forcing me to drink beers on a rooftop tonight

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

TRUMP SAVED THE MCRIB!!!

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

I’m sorry to say it but thick cut sweet pickles do NOT belong on burgers. And if anyone says otherwise they will be BLOCKED

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

If you ever catch be buying a throw pillow, please just kill me

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

@smuckers had better watch out. I’m in talks with china to develop an uncrustable bagel.

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

3 in one body wash but instead of conditioner it’s toothpaste

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

One man’s caffeine pills and cockstiffeners are another man’s adderall and SSRIs

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

Gypsie Rose is on the Epstein list

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

Yall already know what I’m about to say. Thin crust pizza is a TOTAL SCAM unless it’s like half the price of the real stuff

[Logan Pierce @_lpierce]

I had to help my Roomba find its dock today.

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

Need me a girl that has an ac unit hanging out of her living room window

[Chris Combs (iterative design enjoyer) @DrChrisCombs]

Starship sticking that landing post reentry like

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

@jaynagy Omw

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

Imagine buying apple Vision Pro and fucking billboards start popping up in your living room

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

@jaynagy Finally got the quotes back for the Y? 🤣😂

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

Fuck the case. I prefer my airpods à la carte.

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Stage separation!

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

Ran into a real head scratcher today. We were all taught TO wipe your own ass, but does anyone actually teach you HOW to wipe your ass? Or does everyone do it differently?

[Nick Weedrik @Interstate45]

My new favorite thing to do is attend random funerals and stand far away silently in a suit and sunglasses with an earpiece. Then I leave as soon as the body is lowered out of view.