Interuptings

[Stacy is Right @PoliticalStacy]

Brittney Griner has no tits because he is a man. The end.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Ty 🇯🇲✨ @Tyreeck_112]

Sister got her HPV injection, had to ask her if the boys tried to punch her arm. She said “nah why would they do that”. Times have changed fr 😭🤣😭🤣

[🈴️ @RegistaCall]

Asked leng coworker for her number and she burst out laughing

[Bairdric @Bairdric1]

The idea of chippies is infinitely better than the actual chippy…

[Tommo @Sierra__Alpha]

Holidays cancelled. Kids crying. Nice one Kim you fat prick.

[Miilato @miiilato]

how that friend who’s already seen the movie looks at you right before the plot twist hits

[🌲 Leia 🌲 @lmurrz]

Me going up to everyone in the pub after two drinks.

[Iraola’s Reds @IraolasRedz]

Cheers Mum x

[Jack Mac @JackMac]

“Luigi, it’s me, Mario”

“Come on man”

We are living through a fucking meme

[Ciaran Durham @ciarandurham]

Who’s shouting “man on” like he’s getting counter pressed in the midfield 😭🤣

[Matt @matt_bcfc4]

Nightmare? I used to fake being ill to get some of this. Used to be unreal

[JT @jt_stamford]

Huw Edwards burner

[Davo 🇵🇪 @Stoke_Davo]

Looks like he’s just scored a last minute winner infront of an away end full of Atheists

[Mervin @holeliker]

fucked up what you did on nickelodeon

[Austine @theereal_one]

I pretend not to see people's embarrassing moments

[greg @greg16676935420]

Never deleting this app