AJ is a Human Prius

Thoughts while in car with AJ, brought to you by NPR

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Valentines day #menageatwa #incorrectspelling

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Missed a turn #inthecarwithaj

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The people get what the people want #wetwilly2k16

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Fan poll, should I:

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AJ listens to the free U2 album

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We've some toasty lumbars in the front seats #weonfire #mixtapesessions #heated

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"Aj wants to be a sparkly vampire in twilight"-Steph also if he were a Harry Potter character he thinks he would be cedric diggery #lol #no

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@IntheCar7 it's a nissan rogue #squadgoals

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The car gps just said "if possible make a u-turn" not referring to the trip route #relationshipgoals? #stephtakethehint

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A consultant, accountant, and marketer sit in a a Honda CRV going to ski weekend listening to Kanye #ThingsWhiteFolksLike #allday

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If you think about it, without positivity and negativity we wouldn't have any power #inthecarwithaj #TheLifeOfPablo #MonumentsForAll

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That feeling when Lonely by Akon comes on as you drive to valentines day couples ski weekend as a single guy #inthecarwithaj #mybooooooooooo

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Alcohol acquired. I will be on sabbatical until i finish 3 nips and charge my battery #inthecarwithaj #maybeitsmaybelline

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We're in the clear #quiet #deadly #smooth #icantbelieveitsnotbutter

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Fart update: unsure how much force to apply, could be more than I bargained for #ConcernedStudent #mycalvins #inthecarwithaj

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Currently weighing the likelihood of being able to blame a fart on the other people in the car...not looking good #calzonetoots #quietseep

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We are nearing NH, booze is near #inthecarwithaj #salvation #whatsnext

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Aj is #grumpy

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"When I was in college my club volleyball tram had shirts that said 'if i was your height i'd be D1'" --Aj #inthecarwithaj #themoreyouknow

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If steph married a billionaire she would keep AJ as her mastress #malemistress #inthecarwithaj #themoreyouknow