Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE

International Man of Mystery, swinger in a square world, and all-around sexy beast! Oh, behave!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

#Women #FollowMe #DoIMakeYouHorny

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@beatletwt Love the Beatles, hate condoms. What a conundrum!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

If England loses our match today, I’ll have sex with a condom ON next time.

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@Charlesvia6ghj @Luna_Jones79 No, baby, that was about a henchman who was disguising himself as a woman.

And Basil’s mum, but that was a complete accident!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@girldarkhelmet In the flesh, baby!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@subcutania Don’t worry, baby, you’re beautiful either way in my book.

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@IRLoadingScreen This Shadow the Hedgehog chap seems like a smart individual.

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

Decided to spruce up the old profile page. I don’t know about you lot but I think it looks positively smashing!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@Kimmortalityxx

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@TheTimManning @GadSaad You must need your specs adjusted. That’s no woman! That’s a man, man!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@HermanHmechle @seasgair7 Take the jab, baby!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@deadautism Hopefully it turns out better than the last time I got married.

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@gingerxxalex It’s called having mojo, baby, yeah!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@MyBuddyL4DKeith Smash zombies? Sounds a bit smelly, baby, but I’ll try just about anything once!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@aki_lives Only sailors use condoms, baby!

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

PSA (Public Shagadelic Announcement): Just cause you see some white bloke with spectacles doesn’t mean he looks like me.

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@Charlesvia6ghj @Luna_Jones79 Wait a tick, what the devil did I do?

[VAL @syc0phant__]

If I were to have a type it would be Austin powers

[Sir Austin Danger Powers, KBE @IntlManOfMyst]

@syc0phant__ Very shagadelic, baby!