Alex Meryn

Writer Alex Meryn wonders, 'What ingenious twist of fate denies me any hope of patience, grants me sharp, sarcastic wit, and then creates Twitter?' About time!

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

We live in a world where people think the #ParisBlackout was caused by a god and the #JasperWildfire was caused by humans. Seems Earth doesn’t have intelligent life either.

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

How is that balloon staying up? They’re saying hydrogen. What? Like the Hindenburg? #OpeningCeremony

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

@alvinmsss 🇨🇦

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

How many people does it take to carry an Olympic torch? #OpeningCeremony

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

@seanieflanagan I think I heard CBC say it’s Nadia Comenici

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

@Brazenvamp I think CBC said it’s Nadia Comenici

[Cambridge Fire Dept @CambridgeFD]

Firefighter Brown was evaluated today by PTO Agulair for his 3rd class incremental practical exam. Congratulations Ben! NFPA JPRs = Firefighter safety.
@cityofcambridge

@CPFFALocal499

[Cambridge Fire Dept @CambridgeFD]

Our graduation class of 2020 gets a surprise standing ovation from staff on their last day of training while maintaining social distancing. Congratulations to all and welcome aboard to your new family at Cambridge Fire. @CPFFALocal499 @cityofcambridge #COVID19

[Cambridge Fire Dept @CambridgeFD]

Congratulations to our Class of 2020! Left to Right. Firefighter Ben, Firefighter Jake, Firefighter Angie, Firefighter Adam, Firefighter Mike & Firefighter Evan. Deputy Churchill salutes and presents certificates at a distance ⁦@CPFFALocal499⁩ ⁦⁦@cityofcambridge⁩

[KC Skim @kc_skim]

#notimpressed @eastsidemarios Upper James Hamilton only taking 1 @scenepoints card “per table” when there were 2 bills🤬& didn’t advise of this until AFTER taking card from the lower bill 🤬 lower by $100🤬🤬#BS #worstpolicy #hadtoaskforbread #coldcoffee #enuff2makemenotcomeback

[NPH @NorthPoleHoops]

🚨 2020 🇨🇦🏀 GIRLS TOP 10 Player Rankings is now LIVE🚨 Link below 👇 @micaella_nph
https://t.co/mM18ArhARC

[Micaella_ @Micaella_15_]

🌪@NorthPoleHoops Nationally ranked 5th 2020 5’10 G Alexis Stewart balled out for @osbakings in the 5th Annual @canletes_sports #ShootForACure 🤫 @alexis10stewart

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

@alectranews Still out for us at Rice and Mohawk

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

@alectranews Yep - west mountain. Rice and Mohawk. Hilarious watching kids panic when the WiFi goes down 😁

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

@alectranews Just outside that area by Mohawk and Rice, have browned out three times enough to stop fans and reset Bell modems.

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

So proud of my Sis working so hard to keep us all safe!! https://t.co/hj4DPQnb4K

[Mohawk Security & Emergency Management @Mohawk_Security]

2018 OACUSA Conference Final Speaker from @HamiltonPolice educating @OACUSAOfficial on Human Trafficking. #oacusa2018. Thank you Sgt Stewart for Sharing the Signs! We will be sure to use these on our campuses.

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

#MightyShips needs to do an episode on the tugboats @Discovery #smallbutmighty

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

If you don’t need to be outside right now - don’t! A huge chunk of Fortino’s giant red ‘O’ just took out the guy who pushed me back behind the wall because he ‘heard it coming.’ Holy shit!

[Alex Meryn @IntoTheFan]

@alectranews Orrrr, 5:35 pm.

[Alectra @alectranews]

Power #Outage #Hamilton affecting approx 1217 customers in the Mohawk Rd E and Rice Ave area. Crew dispatched. ETR 8:00 pm. ^pa