i used to wonder how christian keeps aging backwards, and now i finally know his secret routine:
1. skip handwashing
2. handle raw meat with confidence
3. touch your face and hair immediately after
4. touch literally everything around you
5. rub your face and hair again
6. repeat daily
dermatologists hate this one simple trick
ian is really the kind of person who gives us life advice and motivation while shirtless,making barbecue,and casually swinging from that thing like tarzan i love him sm
💌DPR Ian 260620 FROMM update- transcription
“good mornin everybody. it’s currently 10 in the morning here in indonesia. and…had some nice indomie last night and,you know,what better way to,what better way to sleep,you know,with some good food inside you. so im gonna go for a run now and i mean,as i usually love my runs in the morning and im excited for today. i can't wait to see all my indonesian dreamers today. so im really excited for that. and yeah,i can't wait to see you guys and you know,it will be,it might be a little,if it gets a little too chaotic and everything,i want everyone to be safe,first and foremost,you know,so don't worry,i’ll get a good chance to see everybody and,you know,say hello to everyone. but yeah,just remember to stay hydrated and have a good breakfast. yeah…yeah. that is pretty much it and love you all”
ian really is so cute i barely understand how it is possible. like literally ever single atom in his entire body is cute. from the big boba eyes to his mannerisms and his laugh + the crinkles by his eyes, his little teeth, how he walks, his posture, his accent, his tummy -