gue akan baca smut paling jorok paling porno di umum tanpa ekspresi apa pun tapi gue gabisa baca domestic fluff di umum karena gue akan cekikikan dan nyengir dan guling2
version of hail mary i was watching with my friends didn’t have rocky’s captions at the end, so i started translating for him and one of these motherfuckers asks “you speak beep boop?”
I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."
Barbie having a movie about classism, gentrification, a hardworking teenager, and an adopted family that she never leaves behind. that’s my queen fr <3
im not even joking im so happy that lesbians are getting corny ass media. the kissing booth franchise got three movies — first kill didn’t even get a second season. let sapphic media be non-revolutionary and unserious and a little bit bad!
just watched ‘Obsession’ and all of the men leaving the theatre are talking about how they never want a girlfriend again like the entire plot of the movie isn’t a guy forcing a relationship + dealing with the consequences of HIS OWN ACTIONS. LIKE???
Americans be like: "9/11, the most shocking day in world history, when we knew we werent safe at home"
The rest of the world on a daily basis for the past century under Isreal and american t*rrorism: