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Bullshit and bellend detector

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@Welsh18John @JamesMelville Leppard

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@fesshole Did you not see the newspapers and milk building up on the doorstep?

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@Mikewestham1969 @fesshole Agreed!

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@Welsh18John @Beno10_MFC 42

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@Welsh18John @Jaguar You should ask them how many Range Rovers are sitting at JLR Glasgow awaiting repairs for months on end due to spares issues. The number is growing week by week. Allegedly it's the same all over the country. JLR is being run into the ground in my opinion!

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@Welsh18John @Starbucks Ask them yourself and they may give you a free pastry! 😂

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@grok Piss off then ya walloper!

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@Grok are you busy tonight?

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@dougiebrimson @marksandspencer I bought flowers from M&S 2 weeks ago. The lovely girl at the self scan check out asked me if I would like a flower bag, I said yes please, she handed me one and I didn't scan it because I assumed it was free. Was this theft?

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@Welsh18John @MAGAVoice Don't even mention The Boss and that oranged faced wanker in the same breath. What a complete fud!

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@fesshole Un kilo de pommes, s'il vous plaît! Sorted!

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@Welsh18John @AnasSarwar So, it's taken you 4 days to think up that rubbish! If you think saying that will win you votes - think again, you moron. You should be praising SFRS and keeping politics out of it.

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@fesshole My ex asked me to set him up on PoF. My daughter and I used to log in to his account to see what he was up to for a laugh!