Symothy Avocado Daggers (SAD)

Vaccinated. Caffeinated. Freshly Masturbated. And I'm ready to grab life by the balls... consensually of course...

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@skfowers @bookswelisa YESSSSS MOVIE MARATHON!!!!

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The house Bryce and I have been looking at for years just went up for sale and we found out that even in our best case scenario we still couldn't afford it. 🙃🥲

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@SilverSyx1 4 for me.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

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"Tell me one last thing," said Harry. "Is this real? Or has this been happening in my head?"
"Of course it's happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"

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In a crowded cafeteria. Tons a noise and I keep hearing my name being yelled. *Losing it slowly but surely*

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Nintendo's

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Today I found out that my student custodians played football with my Jimmy John's sandwich.....

[Eclipse『ズルム』 @3clipse_tt]

rt to scare pokemon legends arceus players

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

Females are evil and beautiful, so you know they were created by me.

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Which Marvel character should I cosplay this year?

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2022 resolution:
Do more gay things.

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Beers.
Burritos.
And buttholes.

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@1312_ACAB_XXX 🤣🤣🤣🥺 he just wants cuddles!

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Daily quotes I heard at the high school today:
1. " So many baddies and none of them like me" (boy)
2. "Suck my left nut" (girl)

[GameSpot @GameSpot]

It's official! New Superman Jon Kent comes out as bisexual in an upcoming DC comic! https://t.co/gRqSNGYYD6 #NationalComingOut #ComingOutDay

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I am so excited that Starbucks is opening a location in my Animal Crossing island in November.