old head

I hate twitter, I love people.

[BRS @Bryce_Estelle]

“You gotta kill me” Generational aura gamble

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We had 11 missiles shot by the Islamic Republic of Japan"

[Gianni A. Sarcone @gsarcone]

Intonation changes meaning.

[RAY @3xcalibaneur]

Hamilton’s military record was charging with bayonets affixed at the head of a light infantry battalion, charging a quarter mile under artillery fire.

Jefferson’s military record was being so incompetent and cowardly that Virginia opened formal inquiry into his conduct.

[Dr. Alex Zawacki @achillghost]

This is the coolest guy I’ve ever heard of. He should be on the twelve dollar bill

[old head @InvalidCat]

@okaypompeii Big fan of this one, myself!

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

the first thing I think of when I see people debating whether a poem is good or bad

[Dark Witch from the Hightower: dinard🐓 @DinardTheSilly]

Morgan fraudhand coming back to night city after 50 years only to find V in a dark alleyway and realize they weren’t a boogey man made by the ncpd to lower crime rates

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

British Humor. Pay for your Execution 🤣

[Sulphur!! 🇲🇦 @shibashful]

i wonder how many people dont know this is just referencing this video

['taph @Hypetaph]

My sweet child... nourishment, he needs

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

Do with that information what you will.

[Johnny Midnight ⚡️ @its_The_Dr]

That threw me off at the end. 🤣😂

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[David Sun @arcticinstincts]

Key and Peele talked about this

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

This is peak cinematograpgy.