Vaughn

27 | SD | Go Dads! | 🇺🇸

[feefee @fawnpilled__]

you reach mid tier on champions and you see mons running moves they dont even learn

[Connor @23cmcpadres]

a daily occurrence

[emi @vxmpcore_]

liquor? ya if she’ll let me

[Joov @JoovYT]

holy shit it's the Mythic Dawn

[mellipede @fixxieee]

you can pry gender neutral ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ out of my cold dead hands liberal

[rachel @rachelmillman]

if I were Ken Jennings I would have shown up drunk sometime around day 40

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

what about covid nineteen-and-a-half. it’s a movie about timon and pumba’s experience during the pandemic

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

No pandemic response team. Not in the WHO. CDC is basically nonexistent. The United States is in no way prepared for any major health event.

But thank god you all got to own the libs

[haf @slickomode]

emojis can try but they will never embody the sheer, unadulterated joy like :D does

[Softboy @softboywin]

starting the second half of your sandwich is like hell yeah baby let’s run it back

[🪱 Worm Girl 🪱 @wirmgurl]

A controversial opinion of mine is that socialising is like exercise. Even if you don't feel in the mood to do it, you should still be doing it because it's good for you.

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

my favorite part of pokemon colosseum specifically is that everything in it looks like it smells faintly of cigarettes

[𝓐𝓶𝓪𝔃𝓸𝓷 𝓑𝓪𝓼𝓲𝓬𝓼 𝓖𝓾𝓲𝓵𝓵𝓸𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓮 @ReallyJustABlox]

Despite what the name would suggest, you shouldn’t use a ball peen hammer on your balls OR your peen

[rayyy lmao @RayNarvaezJr]

Sometimes in the shower I play this song & stand under the water to pretend I'm an ODST looking for his squad in the rain

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

they should invent a job where I just play pokemon leaf green and watch baseball all day

[dina. ⚢︎ 5SOS 18/09 @mgcphobic]

fall out boy already did this in 2009

[Femboy Firearms @femboyfirearms]

"We grew a human brain fused to a computer, sent it to a digital rendition of Hell, and gave it a gun"

[Wolfey @WolfeyGlick]

Cool Bug Fact: Spidops