Want me to do a 🧵on how I’m gonna take 30k to $1500?
200 retweets 400 likes I’ll do it👇
As long as I keep slapping calls In a shit market I will do it.
Might be a good opportunity…
@jtsla4 if anyone got bagged it's because they don't know the power of the inverse banana.
Step 1: use real money, don't paper trade.
Step 2: Try not to scream and name call like you are auditioning for a gay version of mean girls the sequel.
Step 3: Stay short $MBLY
This IS financial advice.
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Attention to everyone who got bagged by Banana’s endless horrible trades. My friend started a $1,500 account challenge this week and I’ve been helping him 1 on 1 everyday AND posting the exact trades he makes on X for free. I Will be posting more of his trades next week so if you want to follow along make sure to follow me and turn on notifications. If you’ve been following along already please confirm I’ve actually been doing this by liking this post so that we can help more people next week
I WILL SEE YOU ALL THEN I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
Someone tell @Banana3Stocks to learn what an Evening Star is, because he longed like $200k worth of 0DTE calls at the top of one at 11:35am EST which is a bearish reversal 😂
Could’ve saved you a 6 figure loss if you would’ve tuned into my livestream buddy 🔥
Think about this: neither Kamala Harris nor Tim Walz have held a private sector job in their entire careers. So how are they going to create jobs & fix the economy? Maybe the press should ask them.
At least after this weekend we know why Kamala is obsessed with abortion. She wants to make sure she doesn't have to raise her husband's illegitimate kids.