🎴Adam🎴

my hobbies include making fun of yours and pissing everyone off by being me, I know my girlfriend is hot. I’m surprised too

[🎴Adam🎴 @Invert_My_Logic]

Ladies, get a gun, get trained. FUCK some pepper spray.

[martini @MartiniWeeni]

So I just got this pepper spray on Amazon that has a window breaker at the bottom. If you’re alone in an Uber this could make a world of difference. Ladies please get one and fells this is a great gift for your girl

[jacktenoff @smosephjith]

damn this person just started what could end up being the biggest twitter account ever

[Dr. Robert King @kingbtc]

5 years ago today they blew up the condominium complex where John McAfee held his deadman's switch, killing 91 people.

[mo love @rubiabandito]

presented with 0 context

[br. @UTVBrazy]

He’s poisoned my mind

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

How in the fuck did they make this in Roblox?

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

> Jеws claim Israel didn’t do 9/11
> Americans start turning against Israel
> Jews start talking about another 9/11

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

world cup america

[👑ℂℍ𝔸𝕆𝕊𝕂𝕀𝔻👑 @DatChaosGuy]

When I bring back Little Caesars (who collaborated with Batman AND Spider-Man btw), but my chud kid talking bout some “This ain’t Dominos”

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

Just days after scientists found that bee venom can kill cancer cells, the Trump administration is set to close the nation’s primary bee research laboratory.

[Ol’ Dirty Cabo Verde @Hempsism]

🫴🏽

[Delta169 @Delta1169]

Xbox out here dropping the Green and Black Logo acting like

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Doja Cat makes fun of how Eminem sounds when he raps😬

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Slot machines when you win .75 cents:

[𝖢𝖧𝖱𝖨𝖲𝖫𝖨𝖫🇬🇭 @chrislil_gh]

If prayer has genuinely worked for you, retweet this.

[No Context Red vs Blue 🏳️‍🌈 @NocontextRvB]

23 years ago on April 1st, 2003 Season 1 of Red vs Blue premiered!

[Richard Nadler @RichardNadler1]

GM!