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[Parody Investor | Catfish Findom @InvestorSlut]

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[Parody Investor | Catfish Findom @InvestorSlut]

Sorry for the long break everyone. But your investment accounts are open again!

Excited to see all the new losers… I mean clients that we attract!

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Good luck with that. You’d have to pay hundreds for me to even consider that. (I’m going to consider an answer of no_

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[Parody Investor | Catfish Findom @InvestorSlut]

You want to make money? To get a pretty girl like me to look at you with something other than disgust? It’s not happening.

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[Parody Investor | Catfish Findom @InvestorSlut]

I don’t love you. Only your money. When I’m pulling bills out of your wallet and spending it on worthless things, that’s the only time I even think somewhat positively of you. So send you worthless fxgs

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[Parody Investor | Catfish Findom @InvestorSlut]

You losers don’t really need to hold onto your money do you? Just invest with me and forget about it

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[Parody Investor | Catfish Findom @InvestorSlut]

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