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[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

Imagine waiting your whole life for a World Cup debut and finishing your job before the second touch. 😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

✨🇫🇷 First ever World Cup goal for Bradley Barcola… with his first touch in France-Senegal.

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

Father: World Cup participant

Son: World Cup cheat code.🤖⚽

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Alf Inge Haaland played for Norway in the 1994 World Cup in the USA.

32 years later, he's watching his son Erling dominate in his World Cup debut for Norway in the USA ❤️

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@FabrizioRomano 16 goals to break the record. Don't worry, FIFA will probably schedule another World Cup before Messi retires 😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@premierleague @nff_landslag @ErlingHaaland Some legends spent years trying to reach a World Cup. Haaland arrived and immediately started farming goals. 🌾😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@FabrizioRomano Mbappé. The rest of France were basically supporting actors in his documentary. 🎬😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@FabrizioRomano That's impressive. Unfortunately for him, Messi fans count trophies, not goals." 🐐🤣

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@FabrizioRomano Six World Cups and still scoring. Somebody tell Messi retirement isn't a subscription service. 😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@FabrizioRomano Whoever convinced Brazil that a draw against Morocco counts as "joga bonito."
Morocco looked like they came for survival, Brazil looked like they came for a possession tutorial

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@ConnCFC If America ever loves football as much as it loves the NFL, the rest of the world might be in trouble. 😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@AbsoluteBruno Weekend + World Cup + no daytime games = a crime against football fans. 😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@Mr_SamFCB 2010 Spain would have 85% possession and spend the other 15% looking for their reading glasses. 😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@iShowSpeedRaw "I'm faster than both of you."
Zlatan: "And calculators are faster than mathematicians." 💀

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@JoeyKnish22 FOX Sports accidentally created a buddy cop show where one cop absolutely cannot stand the other. 🤣

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@Nurapost Ronaldo: "Nice to meet you."
You: "Messi is better."
Ronaldo: "Security." 😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@MartienBall European fans getting one taste of sleep deprivation and immediately developing respect for the rest of the world. 🤣

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@AnabellaMarvy Speed's celebrations need their own security detail at this point. 🤣

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@TouchlineX The GOAT debate has two candidates. Brazil keeps trying to submit Neymar's application anyway. 😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@matthayesthfc Football Manager says treble. PSG says "best we can do is unnecessary drama." 😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@YedIin Hydration breaks feel great when you're getting dominated and absolutely criminal when you're dominating. 😂

[WayneVerse @InvestorWayne1]

@FabrizioRonald0 Kaká said "Messi is a genius" and half the internet stopped reading after that. The other half only read the Ronaldo part. 😂