Michael🏅

• “Why are you praying for heaven on earth if you’re not even working to get to heaven?”-Michael.A | •Psalm 27:1| #UPitt23🇳🇬

[amir @blumenfeld]

I’ll accept these TERMS, but there’s no way in hell I’m allowing these CONDITIONS.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Vince McMahon’s wife is determining what degree programs are worthy of being granted student loans.

Read that again.

[Yu Yu Sockahoe @animalistican]

You cannot hate an entire demographic of people and call yourself emotionally intelligent. It does not work like that.

[Robb Allen @ItsRobbAllen]

My apologies but as a dad, I am required by law to retweet this.

[ROB @Robb_Mosquera]

@LauraLoomer

[Chancellor Agard 🇬🇾 @chancelloragard]

She’s right to say it, especially because the show went out of its way to not contradict the films and to just exist in the background.

[𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬 𝐖𝐨𝐥𝐟 @TheNicholasWolf]

“You fast, but Satan does not eat. You labor fervently, but Satan never sleeps. The only dimension with which you can outperform Satan is by acquiring humility, for Satan has no humility.”

-Saint Moses the Black

[Funmilayo✨ @funmss__]

I thought it was assorted meat

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

"McConnell would never be allowed to drive a car, babysit young children, or file his own taxes. Why, then, should a cognitively incapacitated 82-year-old retain one of the most important positions of power within the national government," per PublicNotice

[François Valentin @Valen10Francois]

You know this show is completely fictitious when the UK has the same PM for 4 seasons

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

marriage is not for lovers, its for...forgivers, communicators, sacrificers, servants, builders, protectors and those with patience

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

“Are you free Sunday night”

Are you out of your mind.

[Ian Burt 🇻🇦 @shortyman09]

It is not wrong to say he was a Christian. It is not wrong to say that in a sense he was martyred. But it is wrong to call him a Christian martyr as he was not martyred for the faith. This is a very important distinction.

[Mason @brxxklynbxby__]

Influencers are the private equity of culture: draining whatever’s “cool” until higher prices and worse experiences push out the original fan base. Then they move on to the next thing, leaving the original to die as fans lose interest or the ability to participate.

[speckzo 🇻🇦 @realspeckzo]

I remember watching this as a teenager and thinking “wow there’s no way cgi is gonna get better than this.”

Turns out I was right, most cgi got worse.

[1017 @veryfavored]

how u gotta eat when u turn 25

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

THE PROBLEM?!???

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Ngl 10:30 is a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast fr.