Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now)

Human Racist • Satirist • Serial Offender • Puns

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

Wait…what… 🤓

#davidattenborough #satire #srilanka #lka

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

Wait…what… 🤓

#davidattenborough #satire #srilanka #lka

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

Who is the Founder of Muslim Tesla…

Elon Mosque

#tesla #TeslaCommunity #elon #pun #wordplay

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

When someone asks if you want to go for the lecture, but you are unsure…

It’s a Semi-nah

#seminar #nah #puns #wordplay

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

Who is the Founder of Muslim Tesla…

Elon Mosque

#tesla #TeslaCommunity #elon #pun #wordplay

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

When someone asks if you want to go for the lecture, but you are unsure…

It’s a Semi-nah

#seminar #nah #puns #wordplay

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

What do Ghostbusters eat for Breakfast?

Goasties!

#ghost #toasties

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

Advice I give my Dog (which I need to take)

“Shadow, don’t mess with the Monkeys, they will take you up the trees…and fuck you up”

#monkeys #advice #dogs #lifetips #peopleandculture #MindfulMonday #MondayMotivation

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

I just published The Reality Warp

https://t.co/oPrLyJEg6W

#WritingCommunity #mediumwriters #Real #VIRTUAL #TruthEveryDay

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

So he understands Karma

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

#newපාප්

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

https://t.co/hKaX6WXrTy

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

@Britlad95 Someone’s been ‘piggin’ through the pages.

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

A little Poya Day insight that I wanted to share about how past trauma affects our relationships.

#truama #relationship #Healing #life #Insights

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

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[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

I just published Life Lessons From My Hemorrhoid Banding

https://t.co/9ItpPPtC5V

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

a-him...a-her...what will happen to all the Sri Lankan X-Gender Pronoun profiles?

#Gender #srilanka #x

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

I’m pleased to share that I’m now available for 1:1 video sessions on Accomplishr, where we can dive into insights and strategies tailored to your needs. Book a session with me through this link!

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[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

Heard that some members of the original ABBA Band are now walking on Crutches.

They are scheduled to do a Farewell Tour named ‘ABBA-ගාත්’ next year.

#අබ්බගාත්Tour

[Thushan Jayaratne (Why/Now) @InvictuSriLanka]

@Tim_Denning 2025