GOD

[GOD @InyoIan]

@ombachi13 @xysist Githinji tulia.

[Sullivan @mfsvlly]

You definitely know a plug or someone who knows a plug but huezi muuliza directly and you must post on Twitter so that little niggas can fight for that one chance. Chances are high you'll not even choose anyone from the comments section. You just want to wank off to the attention

[Manchester City @ManCity]

53. No changes at the break and little chances so far this half - Kante has been everywhere all game, if we can bypass him we might be in business!

🔵 0-1 🦁 #ManCity | https://t.co/axa0klD5re

[GOD @InyoIan]

@omgsidewalks Scholastica

[GOD @InyoIan]

@its_dunM @Briankariu Ever heard of demand and supply?

[The Lucky Heron @LuckyHeronSay]

Which is the terrorist state?
(And please make sure to share)

[GOD @InyoIan]

@the_nimoh Your name should be thud or oooof.

[GOD @InyoIan]

@muchogokariuki It is over Boyz, hii imeenda.

[GOD @InyoIan]

@Mosidat_wunmi To prevent the bombing fluid from coming out.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

They will end up on the front line of the Ukraine-Russia war.

[GOD @InyoIan]

@_falsi1ke Drugs.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

Dear @UgandaCranes you’re our only hope now. Defend our honor.

With love,

Your noisy neighbours 🇹🇿 🇰🇪

[GOD @InyoIan]

@DailyLoud Young thug with Younger thug.

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Missing child alert!

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

MISSING CHILD ALERT KARATINA TOWN (Jambo Area)!!

A child went missing yesterday in Karatina Town, Jambo area. Her Name is Grace, though not fluent in speaking. She's 2 years. Last seen around PM yesterday at Jambo area, Karatina Town Wearing a Red jumper, blue trouser and green sandles. If you have seen this child or have any information that can assist in locating her, please call, text or WhatsApp her parents via 0708803827/0746283462 or report immediately to the nearest police station.

Your help could make a critical difference. Kindly share this message widely to help bring Grace back home safely.

Thank you.

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

Missing baby alert!

Hi Hanifa I hope you are well, I was hoping you can help share information of a missing child in our family.

This is the following information so far:

LEILANI LOIDA OGUTU (CHIQQY)
AGE 3 YEARS 7 MONTHS
HOME IS IN ZIWANI
LAST SEEN IN ZIWANI
DATE DISAPPEARING - 17TH JULY 2025
TIME - 2:20PM
REPORT ANYTHING TO:
CHIEF,KAMKUNJI,PANGANI
CONTACT: 0741899479

[Maina Munene @mainamunene_]

The year is 2035 and Kipchumba Murkomen just resigned from his World Bank job to run for president on the background of a widespread protest on police brutality, his supporters claim he is the solution to these problems that young Kenyans face. This tweet is not about Murkomen.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Don’t ignore cowboy Patrick

[GOD @InyoIan]

@AtondolaS @Mabonga_254 🤙#WeAreAllKikuyu

[Maina Munene @mainamunene_]

We are now those countries we used to see on Aljazeera and CNN