Karl Ioaf II

im getting a phd

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

i have regained my creative freedom

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

Hilo airport crush hits different

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

I’m going to blow my shit clean off

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

terrible news… her friends are hotter fuck

[Bruiser Broski @BeastCoastNYHC]

There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

shawty bad, like morally

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

inside of me are two wolves and they both want to piss on this fire hydrant

[call me baby 🇵🇸🇪🇸 @adifferentguyy]

I’m too old to be pulling out of a woman I love

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

I just endured a 10 hr flight next to this couple who were farting up a storm (smelly too)… but couldn’t tell which one it was tho #stinkgate

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

Zürich is easily the richest city I’ve ever been too holy shit

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

strange that they’re called “light beers” despite activating the darkness within me …

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

fucking American tourists just asked me and some folks to quiet down at dinner because they didn’t want to hear about “democrat politics”???

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

Swiss train view > bullet train view

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

the one pro of 7 hr layover is prime World Cup football 🤩

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

bro saying “this reflects poorly on me personally”… you represent us not just yourself so idc about your reputation

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

sour kimchi goated

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

chat gpt speech by the maid of honor… tough looks man

[Karl Ioaf II @IoafIi]

rode the bullet train the other day and it wasn’t like the movie 😞