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i take nudes like a man, use maxi pads, and fuck shit up

[mae @Iobotomae]

redoing the basement got me reading chat rooms from 2005 talking about installing cork flooring

[mike @avadanielsbf]

and fuck bob lipka

[mae @Iobotomae]

just got my wisdom teeth out, started my period, and now it’s my birthday today. like pick a struggle

[mae @Iobotomae]

canvas down so i can’t do any school work and the weather is beautiful

[mae @Iobotomae]

@maiadidntwakeup @taylorhurley30

[mae @Iobotomae]

eye doctor told me i’m was good to drive home immediately after getting my eyes dilated

[mae @Iobotomae]

girlfriends grandma gave me a bin of worms

[mae @Iobotomae]

love getting in a fight during my family christmas party and them saying i ruined the night as if them being racist and making everyone uncomfortable wasn’t what ruined the night

[mae @Iobotomae]

now i’m going to be in a bad mood for the rest of the day

[mae @Iobotomae]

had a dream my gf was texting her ex and when i confronted her she said her ex was funnier than me 💔💔💔

[mae @Iobotomae]

my 70 year old professor accidentally banned my ip address from ever being able to join our online class again

[mae @Iobotomae]

spent 30 minutes talking about anthony bourdain with my therapist

[mae @Iobotomae]

asked gf how i was similar to my dog

[mae @Iobotomae]

anyone else’s dog just walk/stand on two legs all the time ??

[mae @Iobotomae]

the type of greed talked about in the bible

[mae @Iobotomae]

being in love is crazy bc why do i have her reading to me while i fall asleep after a long day

[mae @Iobotomae]

my family is visiting and it is so jarring to hear fox news playing in my home

[mae @Iobotomae]

gf said my haircut makes me look like the beatles

[mae @Iobotomae]

she went to the waffle house