Ionizing Until I Explode

My stolen poetic depth knows no bounds or copyright laws.

[Ionizing Until I Explode @IonizeMeCapt]

Me trying to pass meds, “can you tell me your name & DOB?”
Patient gives name & DOB, “…and it’s 2023. Biden is president, and I’m a Democrat, but Trump is my president.”
Nobody asked for all that. Do you want your Haldol or not?

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@brookenic84 @GovernorShapiro I’m about to take the 3 hour drive to Harrisburg because it’s somehow the shorter option.

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@brookenic84 @GovernorShapiro I started off with 70 people ahead of me. Got kicked out after 4 hours and went back through the prompts to get back in line with 63 people ahead of me. I’m surprised I even got back into the queue because usually the lines shut down and you have to call back the next day.

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@brookenic84 @GovernorShapiro The exact same thing happened to me.

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Calling the PA State Board of Nursing is impossible. @PAStateDept

#Nursing

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@brookenic84 @GovernorShapiro I’m going through the exact same thing right now.

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@MarcusFOX29 I guess you have to not be from here to hear it because I’m not catching anything that makes this dude talking sound like news.

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I woke up this morning and decided to look at Twitter, which is usually a bad idea, and it actually gave me a happy boost to start my day.

[Cell @CellCellPress]

In the latest issue! HIV-1 remission and possible cure in a woman after haplo-cord blood transplant https://t.co/W9DHVz1Qww

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@adiahaadiaha057 @Hibzster I’ll die with 7 cats before I marry someone like this. Crazy cat ladies got it figured out.

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@Cobratate It’s so alpha to make people pity you. What a flex.

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@BillyWayneDavis

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@foundinsunshine @BrentFeher @JoeFash0 Imagine being triggered by learning parts of speech. What a life.

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@Its_Amend @NCTLUCAS18 @VALORANTde Ikr. Like, I know hetero people exist, but does all this shit need to be constantly shoved down my throat with all this over-representation? Like, jfc, I get it. Boy likes girl. Cool. Keep it in the bedroom. Shit is gross.

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Today was a really rough until I saw this.

#FuckAlexJones
https://t.co/VuD1gYVrIN

[Patrick Moynihan @pmoyniha]

Macrophages are so impressive.

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@these_qualia @robrousseau Yea, that looks like he has crazy edema. If his hands look like that, his legs probably look worse. He probably has heart failure, or kidney disease secondary to heart failure.

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@BillyWayneDavis I just saw Nick Mullen @HeliumComedy, and it's a pretty decent venue if you're looking for a place. We'll get tickets up in front.

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@BillyWayneDavis I'm so pumped. This is going to be amazing.

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@BillyWayneDavis If you come to Philly, I'll buy tickets for at least 5 people.

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@benshapiro How are you going to talk about shameful? I remember you publicly shaming yourself and your wife after @iamcardib came out with WAP. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, Benjamin.