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The fuck was that shot― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Bernardo Silva to Real Madrid, deal set to be sealed as revealed earlier… HERE WE GO, SOON. 🇵🇹

Agreement at final stages after official proposal valid until June 2028 plus potential option.

Bernardo Silva, ready to join Real Madrid.

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Never seen before and likely never seen again.

SIXTEEN.
STRAIGHT.
ROUNDS.

One total T-side round won on Mirage.

@BIGCLANgg are the final team to advance to Stage II of the Cologne Major.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez plans to launch €150m official bid on Tuesday for Michael Olise.

Despite denying his name live, the main star in president’s mind is Olise — as @JBurtTelegraph @jfelixdiaz report.

Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß said in May “no chance to sell, not even for €200m”.

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

State of Play returns on June 2.

The over hour-long show includes an extended look at Marvel’s Wolverine, plus news and updates on upcoming PS5 games: https://t.co/u88KNkpTla

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Rafa Leão has decided to LEAVE AC Milan this summer. 🔴⚫️👋🏾

“I’m proud as I made history at AC Milan but I want new chapter. I feel ready to play in another league” 👀

“I did my best for Milan, but it’s time to try another challenge”, told @sporttvportugal.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Anthony Gordon to Barcelona, here we go! Official bid accepted now by Newcastle board and Saudi owners.

€70m fixed fee plus add-ons to bring final package over €80m for #NUFC.

Gordon set to travel this week for medical and contract signing at FCB. 🔵🔴✈️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Pep Guardiola has informed Manchester City that he will leave the club this summer.

Decision confirmed and official statement to follow as Pep will say goodbye to Man City fans very soon.

Only one name to replace Pep: Enzo Maresca.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho back to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! 💣🤍

All terms have been verbally agreed between José Mourinho and Real Madrid, waiting to sign all documents.

Plan for initial two year deal, JM to travel to Madrid after Real-Bilbao game.

The Special One is back.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Steam Controller easter egg: the controller screams when dropped by about 3 feet (Big Picture Mode, about once every 5-6 drops) https://t.co/bD20dv1fkU

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

The Steam Community Market has received major updates to improve item pages, listings, and search/filters. Read more: https://t.co/UFNbbhIhbL

[BROONO ㊆ @BROONOart]

I like goin to the gym at 3pm bc it’s just all the people with mysterious income sources

[Valve @valvesoftware]

It's here! Steam Controller has officially arrived. Made for you to play all your games on Steam, however you like to play them.

Buy now on @Steam. https://t.co/rRiQFxLKxA

[Formula 1 @F1]

Welcome, Leo 😎

#F1 #MiamiGP

[Formula 1 @F1]

Following discussions between FIA, F1 and the Miami promoter, the decision has been taken to move the start of Sunday's Miami Grand Prix to 13:00 local time in Miami due to the weather forecast that is expected to bring heavier rainstorms later in the afternoon, close to the original planned race start time

#F1 #MiamiGP

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

Welc☢️me back.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Over half of the planet’s internet traffic is now made up of AI bots, per Lumen Technologies

[CS2 @CounterStrike]

What are you doing next week?

[໊ @wynavira]

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

[LinkedIn Lunatics @LinkedInLunat1c]

Accidentally opened LinkedIn and already was met with the stupidest thing I’ve read all week

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

we’ve sold 28,244,736 pizzas since Chelsea scored a Premier League goal