Steering Wheel Jockey

farm equipment operator
married to a beautiful twitter-less woman
I've always been crazy but it's kept me from going insane -Waylon Jennings
fuck pop country

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

Y'all talking about the new iPhone. I've had the same iPod since 2009...

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

How to have a successful country song in 2026: sing about owning property. Use words like land or dirt or acres.

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

another fatal watercraft crash in Iowa... This time, Boji... Many people calling for "no wake weekends" because somehow other people enjoying the lake they "grew up on" is such a problem... It's sickening. Let's ruin everybody else's time so they can have their local privilege...

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@_TheMizzouTiger Average cash rent for farm ground in that area is ~$300/ac. So essentially renting ground for someone else.. I could see it if it was fully timber or crp acres that could be used recreationally all year….

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

Just saw someone offering a hunting rights lease on 39 acres… $10,800 a year… oh, and they’re going to still farm 30 of those acres…

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

Anyone got day passes for Commodity Classic?

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

Congrats to the zebras for beating Iowa today...

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@SlaterKinnick_ or a facemask...

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@Iowa_Cub As an Iowa fan, no chance...

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@ByCodyHills "get yourself a new map"

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

Wish they'd push the cyhawk game back to mid October even November

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@loganclarkhall Keep it. It’s your lucky quarter. Don’t put it in your pocket or it becomes an ordinary quarter…. Which it is

[Logan Hall @loganclarkhall]

“You operate a gas station in West Texas?”

“Yeah.”

“And you didn’t know the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”

“Correct.”

“And what did you stand to win?”

“Everything.”

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“So you stumbled upon dead Mexicans?”

“Mhmm.”

“And figured out where the drug money is.”

“Yep.”

“And how much was it?”

“A little over $2million.”

“And what have you invested that in? Stocks? Bonds? Real estate?”

“Well currently it’s in an air duct at a motel.”

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@PlsntVlyFarmer Semi pulling a nh3 bar crossed the center line early this spring… lucky he wasn’t another 6” over

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

It would make me laugh so hard if they snuck a Blue Mountain State reference into Reacher

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@591actual That just means you need more trucks

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@MCFick We’ve heard “he practices well” before…

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

Harvest is in progress. Not bad for a farm truck

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@DozzzzzEric

[Steering Wheel Jockey @IowaHuntMan]

@NCAAPortal And @colincowherd calls Iowa the fake ID of college ball