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@Blue____78 My parole officer frowns on me doing stuff that makes me happy

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@RissThicck

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Kinda strange that me and the psych ward have the same taste in women.

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@itslikebutta @jemelehill This is more Jack Youngblood playing the SuperBowl with a fractured fibula.

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If you're only going to do one of these, please, make it the one where you shut up.

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@OmegaSupreme914 @Americanmaje @BehizyTweets

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@p1xelt_ @yayareadeportes @MLB @RawlingsSports @espn Wait till he finds out you have to play 713 innings.

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@marieannechan76 If you were really a pervert, you'd show up at the meetings.

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@Crazy_ButCute2 90. I hate snow

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You know the old saying:

You can lead a horse to water, but you still need a step-ladder to fuck it in the ass.

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@kinsyb23 If you do that with Mississippi River water, you end up with fertilizer.

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@Crazy_ButCute2 If I don't eat the radioactive Walmart shrimp, how will I become Mermaid Man?

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@kinsyb23 Just happy to be included.

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I just want silence. It doesn't mean I don't like you. It just means right now I like silence more.

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@RissThicck Im sure there's no shortage of volunteers who would love to help you with that.

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@RissThicck My DMs are open, Miss.

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@kinsyb23 Happy Birthday!!!