Never asked for permission, greatly in need of forgiveness. Googling my username will give scandal. Fond of writing parodies. Entirely unlike the dewfall.
Inspired by Fr. Z and Fr. McTeigue, I offer a new parody serenading that enigma of clarity, that Council encompassing all of Church history yet appearing somehow dated...Vatican II!
https://t.co/QqUxXOQc8S
@EricRSammons I don’t object to teen-oriented activities entirely, but there should not be teen Masses on Sunday (or Saturday evening) which basically encourage teens to fulfill their Sunday obligation separately, apart from their families and the rest of the parish community.
@Joeinblack Oh no - have we had another outbreak of the dreaded modesty discourse? I'll deploy my usual verse:
The portal of lust for a man is the eye
The woman's is lodged in her mind
To salvage her soul, then, the woman must die
The man simply has to go blind
I released FBI records showing anti-Catholic Richmond Memo was WIDELY distributed to 1000+ FBI employees& FBI produced at least 13 docs+5 attchmnts w similar anti-Catholic bias Biden Admin targeting of churchgoers went deeper than we 1st knew UNACCEPTABLE Appears Wray lied 2cong
@tridentinecath1 Thank you - I’m less familiar with the back story of the song, but it’s great to know. Glad you enjoyed it. Being “inspired” to write some of these parodies is a mixed blessing, but at least we can all appreciate the absurdity with a bit of humor!
🎵Good morning, Your Excellency, how are ya?
Say, don't you know us? We're your faithful flock
We'd hate to leave the Diocese of Charlotte
But if that letter drops, we might just walk🎶
Rorate Exclusive: The Anti-Traditional and Anti-Liturgical Pastoral Letter to be Sent by the Bishop of Charlotte on Liturgical Norms in His Diocese
https://t.co/IMEIfHlOjg
@CrisisMag 🎵"I will use the voice of God if you but play this song
I will put on His façade while you all sing along
I, the Lord of sea and sky
Yes, the Bread of Life am I
I don't even have to try
To be a deity"🎶
https://t.co/SzWy6Z4TbZ
@Ken47188750 Hey, I’m sorry for being so scarce lately - between some recent travel and other (positive) life events I’ve been less productive in the parody department. But I’m alive and well - thanks for thinking of me!
@WryWrichard Only to the extent that it’s important that Easter is on a Sunday - the significance is that the Ascension is 40 days post-Resurrection, and the original novena was from the Ascension to Pentecost. So the significance of those intervals gets muddled when the Ascension is moved.
Happy Ascension Thursday Sunday!
🎶Hail the day that *saw* Him rise, alleluia
Now we stare at empty skies, alleluia
Thursday, we watched Him ascend, alleluia
Sunday morning, we pretend, alleluia🎵
https://t.co/JRkNHjRghQ