Ipsitilla

Never asked for permission, greatly in need of forgiveness. Googling my username will give scandal. Fond of writing parodies. Entirely unlike the dewfall.

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

Inspired by Fr. Z and Fr. McTeigue, I offer a new parody serenading that enigma of clarity, that Council encompassing all of Church history yet appearing somehow dated...Vatican II!
https://t.co/QqUxXOQc8S

[Fr. John Zuhlsdorf @fatherz]

Terrific from Fr. McTeigue! “Are we there yeeeeet?” https://t.co/CsQlmSzORo

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@MattWalshShow "The False-Flaggin' Cycle: Fall of the Merlin"

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

Septuagesima is coming - so if you want to get those "Alleluias" out of your system, here's a song to help. https://t.co/qCw2K7YDPp

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@EricRSammons I don’t object to teen-oriented activities entirely, but there should not be teen Masses on Sunday (or Saturday evening) which basically encourage teens to fulfill their Sunday obligation separately, apart from their families and the rest of the parish community.

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@Joeinblack Oh no - have we had another outbreak of the dreaded modesty discourse? I'll deploy my usual verse:

The portal of lust for a man is the eye
The woman's is lodged in her mind
To salvage her soul, then, the woman must die
The man simply has to go blind

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@tridentinecath1 Thank you! That one isn't actually new, but it seemed timely again.😀

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

Further revelations about the FBI's anti-Catholic activities have come to light. I have a song for this...
https://t.co/fJrIMA799k

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

I released FBI records showing anti-Catholic Richmond Memo was WIDELY distributed to 1000+ FBI employees& FBI produced at least 13 docs+5 attchmnts w similar anti-Catholic bias Biden Admin targeting of churchgoers went deeper than we 1st knew UNACCEPTABLE Appears Wray lied 2cong

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

It's been a while, but this recent business in the Diocese of Charlotte inspired me. Pray I don't become inspired further.
https://t.co/l7m14sYcME

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@tridentinecath1 @BruvverEccles Kerry always reminded me of the Muppet Guy Smiley

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@cathconclave That's a novel way to address a clergy shortage - replace the pulpit and the altar with Alexa units...

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@EricRSammons Isn't the first rule of silent retreat that you don't talk about silent retreat?

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@tridentinecath1 Thank you - I’m less familiar with the back story of the song, but it’s great to know. Glad you enjoyed it. Being “inspired” to write some of these parodies is a mixed blessing, but at least we can all appreciate the absurdity with a bit of humor!

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

It's been a while, but this recent business in the Diocese of Charlotte inspired me. Pray I don't become inspired further.
https://t.co/l7m14sYcME

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@BruvverEccles Same to you, Bruvver!

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

🎵Good morning, Your Excellency, how are ya?
Say, don't you know us? We're your faithful flock
We'd hate to leave the Diocese of Charlotte
But if that letter drops, we might just walk🎶

[Rorate Caeli @RorateCaeli]

Rorate Exclusive: The Anti-Traditional and Anti-Liturgical Pastoral Letter to be Sent by the Bishop of Charlotte on Liturgical Norms in His Diocese

https://t.co/IMEIfHlOjg

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@lyn_dowling It'll take a bit longer - it's not even written yet😁

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@EricRSammons We’ve had a lot of popes who identified as Innocent, Pius, or Clement, but only one so far who called himself Hilarius…

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@CrisisMag 🎵"I will use the voice of God if you but play this song
I will put on His façade while you all sing along
I, the Lord of sea and sky
Yes, the Bread of Life am I
I don't even have to try
To be a deity"🎶
https://t.co/SzWy6Z4TbZ

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@Ken47188750 Hey, I’m sorry for being so scarce lately - between some recent travel and other (positive) life events I’ve been less productive in the parody department. But I’m alive and well - thanks for thinking of me!

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

@WryWrichard Only to the extent that it’s important that Easter is on a Sunday - the significance is that the Ascension is 40 days post-Resurrection, and the original novena was from the Ascension to Pentecost. So the significance of those intervals gets muddled when the Ascension is moved.

[Ipsitilla @Ipsitilla]

Happy Ascension Thursday Sunday!

🎶Hail the day that *saw* Him rise, alleluia
Now we stare at empty skies, alleluia
Thursday, we watched Him ascend, alleluia
Sunday morning, we pretend, alleluia🎵

https://t.co/JRkNHjRghQ