Now that I have wrapped up my qualifications and retold my tragic yet beautiful backstory you can now bestow upon me the title of royal guard! I'm quite honored and in fact I have my speech already prepared.
Shouldn't it be obvious why i'm a perfect fit? Does my simple presence not impress you? I could list 100 reasons why you should be BEGGING me to join in fact I think that's what i'll do! First off...