#MDTASYLUM

My Dark, Twisted Asylum EP out now! 🧟🖤
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[27. @dimvji]

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious

[Bear🐻🜲 @Brother_Bear07]

A Malawian illegal foreigner says that other Africans tell each other South Africa's laws are lax, which is why most of them come here, they get to do whatever they want. He says he's been caught at the border many times, yet he's still a free man. 😳😳😳

[MaLih @Lindy_nzabe]

People who can’t even make their own countries function, but somehow South Africa wouldn’t function without them?! Cha nisikhulumela ubontshisi bafethu🤣🤣

[claire mawisa @clairemawisa]

south africa! 🇿🇦🔥❤🙌🏽

[raptor 🦍 @raptorr_xx]

Yeah we don’t do that. Pls don’t be stupid like them.

[Miss Ziprusha @destinyzee]

#InCaseYouMissedIt

[Oh so Tshepi @Iam_Tshepang]

Kim Jong Un is gonna play the RSA Vs South Korea match in North Korea all day everyday

[Lorch’s wife💍❤️ @DineoManamela1]

Relebohile Mofokeng.

[Thabiso🇿🇦 @ThabisoMishack]

The beauty of being South African is that you're South African at all times 🇿🇦. Lifetime contract

[Danilo @odedanilo]

being South African means waking up and finding out you won something . it’s not easy being the greatest country in Africa but someone gotta do it 🤷🏽

[TOUCHLINE @TouchlineTruth]

I wish Kiernan was alive to see this shit😔

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Spain lost their first World Cup game and won the World Cup 🏆🇪🇸

Argentina lost their first World Cup game and won the World Cup 🏆🇦🇷

South Africa lost their first World Cup game and…. 🇿🇦🤔

[Luu🇿🇦 @sk1tguru]

Teams that are eliminated from the World Cup:

1. Qatar
2. Haiti
3. Turkey
4. NOT SOUTH AFRICA🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

[Scrumming Flyhalf @scrumming_ten]

BREAKING NEWS:

South Africa become the first country to hold the Rugby World Cup and the ICC World Test Championship whilst qualifying for the Round of 32 of the FIFA World Cup at the same time

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[Clayson Monyela @ClaysonMonyela]

A South African proverb: "You will point a house that has alcohol".

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

RIP to all the Nigerian tweets that were sitting in the drafts waiting for us to lose 😂🕊️

[Janty @CFC_Janty]

Thapelo Maseko

[.🇿🇦🇵🇹 @lingoossss]

we really BTS out of them😭🇿🇦✌🏽

[Village Guluva @VillageGuluva]

Just retweet to annoy Nigerians. ❤️❤️😂😂😂