Iranian Drone

I am Iran's new drone. I know everything. Be afraid.
Also, I can see Russia from my house.

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

https://t.co/SM7ulUSBo8

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

Heyo!

[Dana Wachs @DanaJWachs]

Retweet if you have already voted, or if you have a plan to vote today!

[Dana Wachs @DanaJWachs]

Trump waging a tirade against @PRyan on Twitter. "Weak & ineffective leader."
@ScottWalker & @Rebeccaforreal, agree?
https://t.co/bujNdEUVBr

[Dana Wachs @DanaJWachs]

It is a great sweater! But sad to see our Gov has more to say about this sweater than his party's nominee bragging about sexual assault. https://t.co/t08vNI5MO5

[Dana Wachs @DanaJWachs]

Before tonight's #debate, sign our petition & tell @ScottWalker & @RebeccaforReal: it's time they stand up to Trump! https://t.co/aZlxuSMhn2

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

Tunnels in #Gaza collapse. News says its the #weather. #Israel says its #god.
#IDidThat
Don't mess with the #drone

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

#JoeBiden water guns look awfully like my own sidearms. Should I be worried I'm not as loaded as I think?
Damn u Cheap American workmenship!

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

#NorthKorea rocket falls flat.
Just want to be clear: I did that!

#yourewelcome

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

@BRAINGUM any pics I could take would be the great Satan! Until they make a topless Burka, I'm staying away!

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

Every days a fool's day for the #GreatSatan
#AprilFoolsDay

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

If I had won that #MegaMillions I could have finally afforded to run as a #Republican!
#GOPgot$$$

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

@BRAINGUM I may know nothing, but I see all!

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

Let Newt go to the moon. So long as he doesn't have to pass through the Strait of Hormuz on his way.
#CNNDebate
#AnEyeforanIran

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

These guys only talk a out us being in Latin America. We got lots going on here in Iran as well.
#CNNDebate
#AnEyeforanIran

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

#Newt you and I need to talk. I think we can work together. You set up a #MoonColony and then we can move #Israel there!
#AnEyeforanIran

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

@TimeInIran But what's the time in Iran...in space?

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

We say that is nothing off the table to prevent US from getting (more) nuclear bombs. #enoughalready #Iran
#AnEyeforanIran

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

@StephenAtHome sorry about #scprimary. Come run in #Iran. I can personally guarantee at least 65%... In every district.
#AnEyeforanIran

[Iranian Drone @IranDrone]

@TheEconomist
Why talk when we can sing? 8 bars of #Obama doing #AlGreen and well give up 3 nuclear reactor sites.
#AnEyeforanIran