ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》

❝ If we just wanna watch the world burn? ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀We'll light the whole thing up! ❞ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀《ғᴏʀᴄᴇ ᴇʀᴀ: ғᴏᴜʀ sᴡᴏʀᴅs》⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀【#LoZRP】

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

❝ You'll regret trying to fight me! I'll freaking kill you! ❞

⛈—Experienced RPer
⛈—#LoZRP
⛈—Mirrors response length
⛈—Force Era. Not FS Plus.

《Aggressive. Ballistic. Wrathful.》

—More info in comments.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

“ Right? Their names are dumb as shit. At least I got stuck with Berry. “

[Blue @Acrimonx]

“B-Broccoli? What kind of stupid name is that??”

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

“ Heh. Sounds familiar. Of course, mine’s name isn’t Green. His dumbass name is Broccoli. “

[Blue @Acrimonx]

“I mean Green’s my leader. Not to mention a friend of mine. I don’t want to kill him.”

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

“ Why not? “

[Blue @Acrimonx]

“Well.. I mean... I wouldn’t get rid of him per say...”

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

“ It’s better to get rid of any nuisances anyway. “

[Blue @Acrimonx]

“No need to tell me.”

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

“ Well, when you see him, you know what to do. “

[Blue @Acrimonx]

“I would if I could find him. He kind of... disappeared.”

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

|| Blue: Yeah he can kiss my ass
Berry: no kick it
Blue: I mean
Berry: better yet break his neck
Blue: wha ||

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

“ Kicking his ass will give you more satisfaction. “

[Blue @Acrimonx]

“No but it’ll give me the satisfaction.”

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

“ Don’t give him that satisfaction. “

[Blue @Acrimonx]

“He can kiss my ass.”

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

“ Yeah, fuck that guy. “

[Blue @Acrimonx]

“Fuck the green boy.”

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

I won’t be told by a shade what qualities I should have.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

There’s nothing to pity. I don’t need kindness to do my job. I just need to know who’s hurting others.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

Children don’t give a shit who I talk when their lives are in danger and I’m there to help them.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

Berry would attempt to grab the front of the soap in his hand. If he succeeded, he’d squeeze it in an attempt to crush it between his fingertips.

“ I will say whatever the hell I want. “

[Cherry @Alacritx]

What a shame. He’s already pulling soap out of his bag.

“Should’ve thought of that before cursing.”

And up his hand shoots to shove it into Berry’s mouth.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

I’m a hero and I protect the Hylian people. I don’t give a fuck what you think, I’m doing my damn job.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

I won’t smell you, vermin.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

“ If you think I’m putting soap in my fucking mouth I’ll breath your fingers. “

[Cherry @Alacritx]

“Don’t make me pull out the soap, mister.”

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

Being a liar doesn’t help your fucking case.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

Says the shade. I’m sure you bathe in dirt.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

You. Disgust. Me.

[ᗷlue ᒪink 《ᗷlueberry》 @Iraxcor]

Your existence is appalling.