If he:
-Changes his entire look for you
-Travels 1,900 miles upstream to chase you
-Procreates and dies
-Replenishes an entire ecosystem with his carcass
He's not your valentine, he's a Chinook salmon
SOLD OUT HOUSTON LAST NIGHT SOLD OUT DALLAS TONIGHT
TOUR IS GOING VERY WELL AND I APPRECIATE AND LOVE U ALL TO THE END OF THE EARTH FOREVER AND EVER
big happy rn ๐ฅน