Irish Stewart

i create fantasy worlds • a diabolical mind in a pink sundress • a shadow in the shape of a girl • glitter goth tendencies • seeking revenge

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

The President of the United States is asleep at his desk. Again.

Behind him stand seven grown adults in expensive suits, and not one of them is doing anything about it. One is mid-sentence. Another is gazing sideways with the haunted look of a man whose pension depends on never acknowledging what he can see in his peripheral vision.

The rest of the world is watching, and the rest of the world has noticed something. Americans are terrified of authority. That fear has settled over this administration like a fog, and it turns otherwise functional adults into warm furniture. Nobody moves. Nobody speaks. The paralysis is total.

In any European parliament, in any boardroom from Oslo to Ljubljana, someone would have leaned over by now. Tapped a shoulder. Said, quietly but clearly, that perhaps this isn’t the moment. Somebody would have done something, because the alternative, pretending a sleeping man is running a meeting, would have been too absurd to sustain.

Not here. Here, seven men have collectively decided that the correct professional response to the President losing consciousness in the Oval Office is to carry on as though he were a particularly demanding houseplant.

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

@evoaxiomx I hope you’re okay, my love.

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

I have a compromise!

Forget a new $250 bill; put Trump’s face on pennies.

They’re both worthless.

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Also, they removed the “High School Diploma” requirement.

I’m not joking.

[goma @soigomaa]

"violence isn't the answer" only gets said when oppressed people start fighting back, not when the oppression is happening

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

@SenRandPaul Um. 😑 🤢 🤮🤮🤮

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

Y’all…uuuuhhh…I just “Shazamed” the original theme to “Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?” and it gave me this.

Twice.

Ugh.

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

I only trust one of you.

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

@evoaxiomx We’re friends for a reason. 😏

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

Sometimes family is our first and deepest form of captivity.

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what Meta just did?

They spent $65 billion on AI this year. Told investors it would "transform everything." Hired thousands of engineers to build it.

Now they're firing 20% of the company to pay for it.

Not 20% of some random division. 20% of META. The third most valuable company on earth.

> Google did the same thing. 12,000 gone. Then 1,000 more. Then more.

> Amazon. 27,000. Then they replaced the ones who stayed with AI.

> Microsoft. 10,000. Then hired back - but for AI roles the old employees can't fill.

Every single Big Tech company is running the same play:

> Build AI
> Fire the humans who built it
> Use AI to replace the humans you fired
> Report record profits

You were never the workforce to begin with.
You were the transition cost.

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

My niece (left)!! I ADORE HER!! #fun

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

@evoaxiomx ME TOOOO!!!

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

BREAKING: In an extraordinary and illegal move, Trump says he’s transferring $10 billion from the U.S. government to his “Board of Peace,” which he chairs and can use the funds as he wishes.

Where is Congress???

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

@evoaxiomx I’m sorry if I led you to believe that adult life is better or easy or actually happy; things are not what I was taught to believe, either.

We do the best we can until we learn better, and when we learn better, we do better.

Let’s do better.

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

So many of you are following and RT’ing fake accounts.

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

Look who’s begging for money.

lol

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

This business is fucking disgusting; they LITERALLY murdered cold-stunned reptiles for some inferred, POTENTIAL profit. 🤢🤮🤮

I hope they close. https://t.co/Pmip7dl8Sl

[Irish Stewart @IrishAxiom]

Having a “duvet day.”

WORTH IT!!