IrishDaddies

He was always a bollix that lad, even in school...

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@JOEdotie ah shite. Now ye tell me.

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What's the milk situation?

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Reeling In The Years 2014 will be need to be about 3 hours long.

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That's...what my heart...yearns for now...

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I'm not going to the gym for the good of my health.

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What date is on those rashers?

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Like tits on a bull #useless

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It's worse that Late Late is gettin. Are you making tae?

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What time do you call th...HAVE YOU BEEN DRINKING?!?! Get up them stairs before your mother wakes up!

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I'd bring a jacket just in case.

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That tae is very weak. Give teabags a squeeze.

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@irishmammies on @iandempsey now. Thinks she's great I'd say.

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Who put the carton back in the fridge and there only a dribble left in it??

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Shhh...what's that noise? That knocking noise. Well it wasn't there before I had it serviced....

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Jesus a few of dem lads need to change the cogs

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I'm going up to have a bath...come up in 10 minutes will ya? I need the back of my neck shaved.

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Stick on the local station there. I wanna hear the deaths.

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Is he still doin a line with that dumpy one?

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...and the petrol has to be dodgy at that price.

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Don't get anything in that garage.That Swiss roll I got there last week was stale as bedamned...